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Toad

An embodied familiar spirit. Can take the form of a car or other domestic animal but in rare and special occasions appears as a toad.
Jason attempted to conjure a spirit for 5 years with no success. It wasn’t until he had given up the toad arrived on his doorstep.
by JyessicaRabbit636 March 2, 2023
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Swamp Toad

To have a girl give you a blumpkin while you have warts on your dick.
Bob: "Hey did Candy give you head yet?"
Bill: "Yea, and I even had a wart on my dick."
Bob: "Damn, she gave you a swamp toad!"
by Beeeeeeen Doveerrrrrr April 8, 2012
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Political Toad

A person who discriminates on another person based on their political beliefs; equivalent to racism or sexism; these people push the agenda of “divided we stand” and/or the classic “hate they neighbor”.
“Political toads don’t listen well.”

“You can try to help the direction of this country, but it’s going to be tough with all these political toads.”

“That’s a democratic political toad standing over there yelling.”

“That’s a republican political toad standing over there yelling.”
by Krisp50 December 15, 2024
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Nigger Toad

Insult used to refer to an annoying, stubby individual, generally of a very dark complexion.
Srabon: brk
Koush: shut up you Nigger Toad
by theplanet20 January 13, 2024
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Chan Chu Toad

A female with many physical flaws that makes her undesirable to most or almost all, but very desirable to her admirer, based solely on her personality, loyalty, and/or sexual attributes.
Friend: Dude, why did you agree to date that girl? She has no teeth, she's overweight, and has body odor.

Me: Yeah but she can make my toes curl when she gets me off, she's my Chan Chu Toad.
by CookUL8R February 14, 2024
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Fuck Toad

Fucking Captain Toad's Treasure Tracker.
Captain Fuck Toad's Treasure Tracker is a fucking mistake.
by David Plays July 2, 2018
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toad squishing

Toad squishing is when a man poops in his hand and masturbates.
"ill be there in a minute. Let me finish toad squishing. "
by anonymous February 4, 2025
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