Monkey Strike

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by Anonymous February 09, 2003
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Miners on strike

Named after the industrial action 1984-85 (The Miners Strike) when Britain was brought to it's knees by miners solidarity and the phrase 'One out, all out'.

A particularly agressive bout of diarrhoea that reduces time spent in the toilet by 50%.
Feeling rough today Dougal.
Had a few beers last night and I've got the miners on strike. Excuse me.......got to dash....
by The good looking one October 01, 2010
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sophomore strike

when a girl hooks up with a person who is a sophomore in high school.
So i heard Keira had another sophomore strike.
Ya dude it was funny as shit.
by ownagekid June 30, 2010
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Monkey Strike

A faggy little mod that immature little geeks like to be obsessed with
by connicncnc August 30, 2003
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striking cobra

The end of the tail of the turd which sticks up above the waterline of the toilet and rests upon the 'links' or 'rings' of the 'coiled' turd and curls over, resembling the animal for which it is named.
Man, I took a shit the other day and it looked just like a striking cobra!!!!!!!!!
by heidi anne April 09, 2006
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Cougar Death Strike

Cougar death strike occurs when an older woman (cougar) pounces upon her unsuspecting toyboy and mauls him in an erotic and sensual way. Often the toyboy is pinned to the floor in this process. Can result in the a horrific number of lovebites to the chest and neck.
Emily: *cougar death strikes*

Harry: ahhhh im sorry ill be good dont eat me D:
by Emp3/cheeseman66 March 25, 2010
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pee-emptive strike

Noun. Similar to "preemptive strike" in attacking one's own urinary or fecal system as a movement is eminent. One will force a potty break in order to prevent an awkward situation.
"Just before I went in for my job interview, I made a pee-emptive strike so I wouldn't be squirming in my chair answering questions. Glad I made that move as I ended up needing to poop!"

"I didn't want to wake up in the middle of the night to take a wizz so, as tired as I was, I took some time to make a pee-emptive strike before going to sleep."
by Obie M March 15, 2011
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