muffin tits

Noun -
Referring to any woman.

"Hey, Muffin Tits!"

"Did you just call me 'Muffin Tits'?"

"Yeah, because that's what you are, girl. A Muff 'n' Tits."

by Beau Barber June 21, 2007

gets on my tits

1. Verb used to signify a singular subject that bothers you 2. Verb to describe someone who pisses you off 3. ~ get on my tits ~ verb for plural subjects

Senseless violence really gets on my tits.

by ejito March 15, 2004

Rockin' Tits

A great set of boobs that just won't quit. Rockin' tits are up in your face and turning heads on the street. They surpass Palmers in both magnitude and sheer power. Could also be referred to as RT's as a poor attempt to be subtle.

me at strip club: "You have some Rockin' Tits"

big breasted skank: "Thanks"

by bTreezy February 26, 2009

cake tits

Tits of a fat person.

Fatty likes cake. Therefore, Fatty has cake tits.

by Lady Tits-A-Lot November 11, 2009

jizzy tits

big tits that are covered in jizz!!! like all over them, like totally covered in sexy white jizz, and all smothered in!!!

oh, hi...20 mins later..JIZZY TITS!!!!!!

by G UNIT IN DA CLUB PAPA G!!! November 28, 2009

AND.........tits....

Phrase used at the end of an enraged rant consisting of prolific swearing, after saying everything you can possibly think of.

Originates from the 2010 film Kings Speech

Example

Seth: Relax man just stand up and swear as much as you can, trust me it will help

Chris: Fuck, Shit, Ass, Cock, Bitch, Carpetmuncher, Piss, Bollocks, Dickweasel, Douchewaffle, Fucktard, Unclefucker, AND.........tits....

Seth: ......

by LankyStryder February 26, 2011

looks tits

Something that looks very nice. Generally used when someone has done a good job cleaning up or installing a product.

Hey the yard looks tits, thanks for a great job.

by Hunans thono February 13, 2017