team america

funny puppet 1:"It's Me! It's Me!"
funny puppet 2:"I think he's saying kiss me, kiss me!"
funny puppet 3:"Smart ass mother fucker!"
by vogan April 27, 2007
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Real America

A derogatory term used to describe the lowest common denominator of American society. It implies stupidity, laziness, ignorance, backwardness and/or entitlement attitude.

Originally, this term was coined by a professor at UMASS Amherst and used during a lecture to describe the shock students would receive when they went out into the real world and experienced the abundance of stupidity.

Although it mainly is used as a noun which describes a segment of the population, it has since evolved to also describe places or situations. It is usually reserved for stupidity, ignorance, etc. that is noteworthy or extreme. It is generally not used in hyperbole.

Superlative form: "Realest of Real America"
n. Professor: once you graduate from college, you are entering "real America".

n. shopping at wal-mart? why would i want to go to the domain of real America?

n. I was pretty pissed off when "real America" in the Dodge Ram cut me off on the highway.

n. Steve: real America is a shitty place to live man!

adj.
Fred: Why the hell did you gamble at the Western? Didn't you value your life?
Jon: It was so real America, I had to see it for myself.
by Johnny the Ass Hole December 26, 2007
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america online

A two word phrase that refers to an internet provider (online) that cost way too much and produces too little (America).
I use America online because I'm a rich dumbass that enjoys waiting around!
by DragonlordALS July 18, 2004
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america's dick

a term used to describe Florida, because of its shape as it hangs from the country.
dude 1: dude, i have to go to Florida.. i hate Florida!!

dude 2: yea i hate america's dick too!!!
by LostSoulColo69 August 26, 2012
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America Online

(n);Also known as AOL,Satan,Devil,Evil,666,Spyware, Lag. Also see Bill Gates.

Optimize your internet experience
by Unchain November 1, 2004
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Captain America

A legend made by god himself stan lee and Morgan Freeman
You know I'm sort of captain america myself
by The grater of cheese February 24, 2019
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Hello America

Phrase used to exclaim with equal parts shock and excitement
Akia: my boyfriend tore me up last night with his 10-incher

Kevin: hello America!
by vanilla-bean August 25, 2021
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