fool fizz

Microbrewed beer that is yellow, fizzy and flavorless. It mimics factory made beer you buy in cans and caters to people who are not accustomed to drinking craft brews. It allows those new to microbrewed beer to adjust their palatte to the stronger flavors of real beer.

That Yellowtail Pale Ale is fool fizz, you might as well drink Bud, it tastes the same and its cheaper.

by dokdive March 3, 2009

April Fools

When people decide to "prank" you and then say april fools afterwards.

person: omg!11 i hat u
other person: omg?? wot? ur my friend? at least i thought-
person: april fools!! did i get u?
other person: what the f-

by go away please and thank you April 8, 2019

October Fools

On October 20th make somebody pissed about a small thing!

Person 1: “Stop flexing how rich you are!”

Person 2: “Nobody loves you”

“October Fools!”

by KyleEnvyKaren October 20, 2019

fossil fooling

v. Distributing half-truths or heavily edited one-sided oinions in the carbon tax/ pipeline debates.

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That newly elected politicizn isn’t fossil fooling me. I know plenty of stuff. Scienceiffic stuff.

by gnostic3 April 24, 2019

Fool's Gold

Urinating in your partner's asshole (can be done post-anal sex or just for kicks)

"I gave Charlene a wicked Fool's Gold last night, right after I blasted her ass."

by hotballz April 7, 2009

cuttin' the fool

To win a cuttin' heads duel against a vastly inferior opponent.

Against anyone, Clapton would be cuttin' the fool.

by clapton February 15, 2008

fool's errand

Screwing an ugly wife/husband/lover.

Man 1: Yo why you so down?
Man 2: I ran a fool's errand last night.
Man 1: Is she that ugly?
Man 2: Damn that bitch is ugly.

by Jackie Hussein October 10, 2003