Jesus Clean

A hasty way to clean dishes, namely cups. Originating from the christian ritual, the eucharist, in which only the rim of the cup is cleaned w/ a piece of cloth for the next person to drink.

joe: dude lets go
bill: hold on my mom told me to clean all the dishes in the sink
joe: wat are u a caveman? just toss them in the dish washer
bill: its broken
joe: then just jesus clean them bitches and lets go

by MaGoo69 January 5, 2011

clean sleeve

A complete and utter asshole. A total jerk that won't shut up and thinks they are "All that".

That guy's a clean sleeve

by -Unregistered August 14, 2016

Mr. Clean

That one video on pornhub where the bald guy puts his entire head inside the girl's vagina.

"i love Mr. Clean so much"

by goth coot September 24, 2020

Clean the fridge

Jerk off to relieve pressure and stress due to lack of action.

John has to clean the fridge because he has not been laid in a while.

by Johnny Bender July 23, 2011

Clean breakaway

A clean breakaway is when you only need one to two wipes after taking a dump. Also known as a "healthy poop".

Person 1: "That didn't take long; I thought you had to take a shit?"
Person 2: "Yeah, but it was a clean breakaway, so it only took five minutes."

by DarthXanax June 2, 2017

Cleaning the Cartridge

The act of removing the penis from the vagina before ejaculation, inserting into the mouth while ejaculating, then putting it back into the vagina

Guy 1: Me and my girl tried cleaning the cartridge last night
Guy 2: How’d it go?
Guy 1: It was tricky, but felt amazing

by longhairedirishman16 July 22, 2020

Clean the porch

When you take an ass bleacher and bleach the ass clean while eating out the girl getting her clean for you to go in anally. In other words, it's so you can clean your butthole.

River: "I cleaned the porch just the other day and I already have to again! I have when I have to clean the porch."

by motherfuckingterry January 15, 2013