While straddling and while tit-fucking or having your dick sucked, you shit in their belly button then proceed to loot their belongings on the way out while yelling to Valhalla.
Chili ingredients - $30
Bottle of Mad Dog - $15
Giving her a viking chili bowl, leaving with a knock-off Coach purse and her dignity - Priceless
Bottle of Mad Dog - $15
Giving her a viking chili bowl, leaving with a knock-off Coach purse and her dignity - Priceless
by Skyline squatter March 10, 2023

by MadarchodCibai November 23, 2021

by cheskus December 6, 2024

by Gotterton March 15, 2024

The act of suffocating your scrotal region with a hair tie or rubber band until your scrotum turns a blue or purple hue, and begin to aggressively commit a teabaging on your sexual partner whilst exclaiming "For Valhalla!"
"Oh Odin, please bestow upon me thine gracious Viking Berry, for I am aroused, and honor thine presence."
by PanMan838 October 3, 2025

by Zombie1004 November 23, 2020

Here we are at our...aaaa...ugliest and dumbest exhibit...THE VIKINGS...as you can already tell they are uglier and dumber than Cavemen.
by Sparta Forever 300 January 25, 2019
