Sloth

1) The best animal known to man/woman kind.
2) The best character from the Goonies
1) omg! That sloth is so amazing and adorable and perfect!

2) "hey you guysssss!!!!!!"
by Runaway666 December 19, 2014
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Sloth

Someone who loves binge drinking, hugging toilets, and passing out in fields.
Hey there’s a girl who is passed out in the field over there. Is she okay?”

“Oh yeah, that’s just Sloth Gregory.”
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Named after the animal. When a person is very slow. A Sloth will keep smiling while doing his work and keeps calm, even when people are yelling at him/her. Most Sloths aren't thicc and have long arms where they can pick objects from almost unreachable places.
Dude: Damn look at that Sloth
other dude: she ain't thicc
Dude: Yes and she is very slow
other dude: look at her smile!
by Thicc sloth January 23, 2018
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A sloth is a majestic beast, that is thought to have extraterrestrial origin and was once worshipped as gods of time, now they are still worshipped as such and should be treated, as such.
Yo dude did you here of that sloth down in Costa Rica
by A Sleepin Sloth September 16, 2016
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A sloth is a person who's face has a lot of acne and has little eyebrows and usually their name is Tara and also they make weird faces while they talk
Dang Tara is a sloth and so is Cole they should go out
by You know me March 15, 2016
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a girl who is really bad at soccer and thinks she is really good. she tries to talk to D2 schools and lies to them telling them she is awesome at soccer but really she just SUCKS BALLS! people moan when the coach puts her on the field cuz she has no idea what she is doing. she typically has dirty blonde hair and is very awkward and people want to punch her in the face when they see her.
P-kin : i just punched that girl in the face!
Keeya: why? is she a sloth?
P-kin: TOTAL SLOTH!
by Hailey Turnneybaly December 23, 2009
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Fat,Retarted,Slow,Lazy, a Tool,Ugly,an Animal (crazy)
by Cocky_Party April 09, 2016
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