minnesota salad

Generously coating your lover with a thick coat of marshmallows, mayonnaise, and clementine oranges and vigorously riding them like a polar bear all the way to Duluth.

Dustin asked his girlfriend for a Minnesota Salad and had mayonaise stuck in his ear for a week.

by OfficerJohn September 6, 2017

The 69 Salad

A sexual special order; not ever found on the menu. Consists of the original 69-position where both are served licking of the assholes.

DINING HERE IS RESERVATIONS FOR TWO ONLY.

A Trademark and Tradition of

Rusty & MalibuTarbie

"Hey what are y'all doing for lunch?"

"MalibuTarbie and I are at the strip club, just ordered The 69 Salad."

*That shit sounds delicious. ... hopefully the service ain't crap. Last time I got served a bunch of BULL SHIT!"

by MalibuTarbie September 2, 2016

flute salad

The biggest and loudest banger in the game Runescape. Official theme song of the clan Calquats

Cam - yo homie pass me the aux
Homie - aight but u better play a banger
Cam - you already know nigga, we bumpin flute salad.

by DeeZeRS March 28, 2017

cholo salad

A person who is both a cholo and a salad concurrently. Family members include little borther Cholo Side Salad, and Asian second-cousin Chinese Cholo Salad.

Brian Blood is a Cholo Salad.

by yourdadslastdance January 24, 2016

Honeymoon Salad

Lettuce alone.

I prefer a honeymoon salad because its simple. It's lettuce alone.

by timbre June 18, 2014

Salad date

A date with a new person, that is more casual than dinner, but more formal than coffee.

"We just got back from a salad date."

Can be heard on the show Scream Queens.

by Gleebic December 5, 2015

Blumpkin Salad

While a girl is giving you The Blumpkin (Taking a shit on the can while receiving a blow job), your stomach becomes sour and end up vomiting all over her hair. This can be caused by excess drinking (blumpkin salad w/ italian dressing), or food poisoning (blumpkin salad w/ bleu cheese).

Jake: Dude, I gave Krista a Blumpkin Salad last night with tons of dressing.

Matt: No way, what kind of dressing?

Jake: She had the bleu cheese, we went to a chinese buffet.

by Mike Du. May 20, 2010