Strong Sad

Strong Bad's brother. Synonymous to "depressio." Has elephant feet and a big white face. Loves the Cure and the Pet Shop Boys, poetry, and board games more than most people. If Strong Bad had his way, this guy would have horns and a tail.

Homestar as Strong Sad: Some animal died.

by i luv teh rivarz March 26, 2004

sad birthday

Originally used as a birthday that does not go very well, later bastardized into any unfortunate happenstance

Birthday Boy: Oh a surprise party? Awesome! thanks guys! ....Wait a minute...there are only 2 balloons? that's it, I'm leaving...SAD BIRTHDAY!

or

Jazzy: Man, It's 3 AM and I still have a lot of homework to do...I guess I have to pull an all-nighter...
V.M: Saaaaad Birthday

by Danny-Matt October 6, 2009

sad monkey

A pitiful saying one friend says to another when they're feeling miserable, but don't care enough to find actual words to comfort them with.

Friend 1: UUUGGGH! MY LIFE SUCKS!!
Friend 2: Whys that?!?!
Friend 1: I lost my cell phone, my boyfriend dumped me, I just got grounded and I have a mountain of homework!!
Friend 2: Aww...sad monkey :(

by pheeble October 5, 2009

Sad Santa

Unreciprocated oral sex.

Last night was just ok. I went down on her, but I ended up just giving her the Sad Santa.

by jdmartin September 25, 2015

Sad Hour

The hour immediately following Happy Hour.

"Let's get some Happy Hour drinks tonight!"
"Sorry guy, you just missed it."
"Aww... guess it's Sad Hour then."

by PooPoo Garbage LLC May 30, 2022

Smash Sad

When you’re playing Super Smash Bros. and you constantly lose or are off you’re game.

Hey man, don’t bother him, he’s smash sad

by papapattyp June 9, 2020

Sad Dick

Left out not wanted not needed not desired! Stuck with upstairs scumbag head and no where to cum no where to go , the palm sisters ! Yikes!

Sad dick once all that now cold and permanently water logged because evil upstairs big stupid head lost his mask and medical coverage.

My head smart, kind and stable all hot sexy loving ladies crave big hard boy! We Winners!

Buddie did you hear sad dick down and out crying for relief?

Yeah, my dick was up all night plowing hard celebrating his dickness my kindness

by Beautiful sweetheart babygirls December 15, 2020