When a male is near climax he will run at full speed at the women's face while simultaneously trying to cum there's a 50% chance the male Will cum that's why it has its name the Chinese grenade.
Jimmy tried to chinese grenade his wife but he had a malfunction and just smacked his balls in her face
by Yetus ketus November 2, 2020
Get the Chinese grenade mug.The Chinese grenade is a sex move where the male waits till at climax then will run out and charge in while cumming to try in blow it into her face it gets the Chinese part for it's tendency to malfunction
by Yetus ketus November 2, 2020
Get the Chinese grenade mug.The act of a female hovering (straddled) over a person, spreading her vagina lips apart & allowing sand to fall out onto their "target"
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"Hey did you remember last night when James made that conversational grenade of a joke?"
"Yeah he definitely went too far."
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Brian Cropp: sounds like you just pulled the pin on a genuine ass grenade!!!
Brian Cropp: sounds like you just pulled the pin on a genuine ass grenade!!!
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