by TannerTheAlphaGay February 1, 2019

A smoothie made from sweaty T. rex jizz, that instantly cools when it hits the back side of your ass after a woolly mammoth rides you to your Eskimo cousins house ;)
*Sid the sloth* “where’d manny go” ?
*Manny the mammoth* “hey Sid wanna smoothie.”
*sid* “yes daddyyyyyy!”
*Manny* “thicc or smooth?
Sid neither, I want dat gooch snooch!
Manny heeeeeeel yes
*Manny the mammoth* “hey Sid wanna smoothie.”
*sid* “yes daddyyyyyy!”
*Manny* “thicc or smooth?
Sid neither, I want dat gooch snooch!
Manny heeeeeeel yes
by Thehackiasack69690 April 18, 2019

When a ball is passed backwards through someones legs in sport. Commonly seen in American football and Rugby
by Prof McJerkson March 14, 2007

She likes to suck my balls and lick my gooch pooch.
My gooch pooch is all sweaty.
My gooch pooch smells like assballz.
My gooch pooch is all sweaty.
My gooch pooch smells like assballz.
by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018

by Hawaiian Joe November 19, 2006

by a snazzle September 17, 2008

when a man goes days, sometimes weeks, without and shower and a thin layer of cheese appears in his gooch from his nutsack sweating then drying out so much.
by dee munee September 26, 2006
