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Soupy Gooch

What happens when he “forgot to pull out.”
I gave her (or him) a soupy gooch last night.
by TannerTheAlphaGay February 1, 2019
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Gooch snooch

A smoothie made from sweaty T. rex jizz, that instantly cools when it hits the back side of your ass after a woolly mammoth rides you to your Eskimo cousins house ;)
*Sid the sloth* “where’d manny go” ?
*Manny the mammoth* “hey Sid wanna smoothie.”
*sid* “yes daddyyyyyy!”
*Manny* “thicc or smooth?
Sid neither, I want dat gooch snooch!
Manny heeeeeeel yes
by Thehackiasack69690 April 18, 2019
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Gooch delivery

When a ball is passed backwards through someones legs in sport. Commonly seen in American football and Rugby
Billy got tackled but off loaded the ball through a quick gooch delivery
by Prof McJerkson March 14, 2007
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Gooch Pooch

When one’s gooch is fat. A chubby gooch area.
She likes to suck my balls and lick my gooch pooch.

My gooch pooch is all sweaty.

My gooch pooch smells like assballz.
by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
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gooch gobbler

a person that loves to suck between the asshole and the ball sack of a black man
nahim was being such a gooch gobbler with that black man in the bathroom
by Hawaiian Joe November 19, 2006
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gooch monger

one who sells his gooch to people.
nathen is a gooch monger becuase he sells his gooch to men.
by a snazzle September 17, 2008
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gooch cheese

when a man goes days, sometimes weeks, without and shower and a thin layer of cheese appears in his gooch from his nutsack sweating then drying out so much.
dude i bet that nasty fat guy has the worst gooch cheese ever!
by dee munee September 26, 2006
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