Thanos

He's a big fat grape that didn't pass 1st grade

Thanos the snaper

by Unieatspizza April 17, 2019

thanos (aka. the anus)

thanos (mostly known as the anus) is a pruple, big grape with nut sack chin. He has two beautiful daughters (i srsly dont understand how he has kids) and has a big rusty, basball mit. His mission is collect alllllll the beautiful pebbles so he can control the rock conventions he attends to. He is a horrible dad (considering he pulls one apart and kills the other for a pebble). he is T H E A N U S

"Hey, did you hear the new supervillian?"
"Oh yeaaaa huh, Isn't he thanos (aka. the anus)? he looks like a mishappen grape!"
"*gasp* i thought the same!!!

by deeb the mischievous May 21, 2019

Thanos

a big purple asshole who killed people

Thanos is dead

by awsomekid123 May 22, 2019

Thanos

A giant raisin flying through space screaming gimme dem toes hoe.

I am thanos yo worst nightmare

by Thanos. May 24, 2019

thanos

a guy looking for some shiny stuff to kill 50% of all bacteria

thanos made worldpanics by killing 50%of all life

by dessnom May 31, 2019

Thanos

An evil raisin that is trying to collect some rainbow colored stones to wipe out half the universe

AAAAHHHHHHHHHH THANOS IS COMING RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by MOTHEG June 3, 2019

Thanos

The hottest thing in the whole entire universe, his nut chin makes you smile when it is on screen and best of all you have a better chance of getting with him because half of the universe is gone! He will get you a colorful rock or something that makes him strong, oh no thanos is so hot that the Avengers are coming to end his hot rain of terror.

Thanos why u so H O T

by Theeviltoenail June 4, 2019