When Thanos uses his infinty stones to make his penis seem larger then reproduces with a female. When Thanos nuts it comes out as grape juice and all the girlslove the amazing taste of it.
Bro I saw this hot girl and we Thanos Smashed later
Bro really I Thanos Smashed yout mother that night too
Thanos-Whats up guys
Thor-i know you killed my bro and all that can I see that thanos cock once peas
Thanos-fuck no niggah
Thor-fine as he runs off crying
"Thanos beats the purple skin extremely hard after that"
When an AlienDictator from the Planet Titan kills half of all life with a snap of his fingers with a Gauntlet, and a bunch of shiny colored stones, and the individual in question turns to ash.
When a girl completely erases you out of her life (facebook, instagram, twitteretc).
Guy 1: did you hear what happened to brandon
Guy 2: no what happened
Guy 1: Angela hit him with a Thanos Snap
Guy 2: You mean she deleted him from all her social media, damn bro that's cold Guy 1: yup