Barnies brother who got mad at him for being cooler so he decided to show him a colorfull rock collection
by totathefit September 11, 2019
Get the Thanosmug. When your dick turns purple due to excessive gooning, causing a lack of circulation and immerse bruising to your dick.
Gabby "Hey Luke how was your night yesterday I heard some weird noises coming from your room?"
Luke "Oh thats my bad I was Thanos Maxxing to your instagram last night. That shit turned purple"
Luke "Oh thats my bad I was Thanos Maxxing to your instagram last night. That shit turned purple"
by subiebrz2013 April 27, 2025
Get the Thanos Maxxingmug. A prune that tried to put on makeup an just make himself more like a prune the real reason why he wants to make the universe 50% off is beacase there will be less people to make fun of him. And also less people to make fun of his shiny rock collection an his historical oven mitt. And has back problems because he sits on a $5 throne that is made up out of rocks.
Boy: Ha Ha you have a prune for a head
SNAP
Woman: how dare you snap my son out of existence
SPANNING SOUND
Thanos: AHHH
SNAP
Woman: how dare you snap my son out of existence
SPANNING SOUND
Thanos: AHHH
by TheBloodyLegend123 May 7, 2020
Get the Thanosmug. Thanos is a Very Muscular, peaceful titan. He wants nothing but peace, and is full of grace and empathy. He Sits on top of his marvelous throne with his majestic purple skin shining and his All powerful gauntlet Glimmering. He is not capable of being defeated. Thanos created our universe, and can end it in a snap. We should all appreciate his works.
"So Thanos, Just how strong are you?"
"Remember Iron Man"
"Sure Do"
"Is he still here?"
"No..."
"There you have it".
"Remember Iron Man"
"Sure Do"
"Is he still here?"
"No..."
"There you have it".
by DonutEagle September 26, 2019
Get the Thanosmug. The hottest thing in the whole entire universe, his nut chin makes you smile when it is on screen and best of all you have a better chance of getting with him because half of the universe is gone! He will get you a colorful rock or something that makes him strong, oh no thanos is so hot that the Avengers are coming to end his hot rain of terror.
Thanos why u so H O T
by Theeviltoenail June 4, 2019
Get the Thanosmug. by BTC123 May 8, 2019
Get the Thanos Chocolatemug.