Texticle

A idiot who drives around with a fake pair of testicles hanging from the trailer hitch on his pickup truck and is sending text messages while driving.

Did you just see that texticle?! He was all over the road! What an idiot!

by Dixiewolf8 July 1, 2009

testie-blowout

what happens when you see an incredibly fine individual and you haven't experienced a release of semen for a while

I was sitting there on the bus when this super-hottie got on and i was like "aaaaah, what a Testie-Blowout she is...."

by kymcleod November 8, 2003

As empty as my testies after a night in a bordello

So empty(here you have you 20 fucking letters)

His bank account is as empty as my testies after a night in a bordello

by Abu Jarema March 5, 2008

texticals

The suggested size of someone's penis, usually mentioned in IMs.

"lol, he's such a dork, but he's got huge texticals"

by t0xxic September 18, 2007

Texticles

The act of sending your testicles to a friend in a picture message.

"Molly, did I show you Shaun's texticles?! they were gigantic!!"

by The wise man123 March 8, 2009

Textibate

To text insistently while in the presence of others, usually to a hot girl or boy. Often the texts have a sexual nature.

Other variations include
textibate
textibation
textibating

Guy: dude, you who textibating too?
Guy 2: This girl I met last night
Guy: gross, why do you always textibate in front of me!

by bobbymcflay March 22, 2009

Texticles

Noun; used to describe a guy who doesn't have the balls to talk to a girl in person, and so texts her instead.

Michael doesn't have the balls to talk to the girl he likes? He's got some serious texticles.

by iBritz October 27, 2010