testicle race

When two men rub eachothers testicles against each other and the person who has the redest balls loses

Mike: my balls are still hurting form the testicle race we had

Jim: mine too but let's go again tonight

by Fronk donk August 25, 2017

Testicle Brothers

Slang term for two dudes in a homosexual relationship.

"Hey bro, are you and Spencer getting it on? "

"Yeah man, we've been testicle brothers for a few weeks now. "

by dasbrethren December 6, 2014

Testicle

An alternative adjective for "dick".

Worse than an"idiot"

Not as bad as a "wanker"

She did what? What a "testicle"?

by CleverCain December 29, 2023

irish testicles

Potatoes

Hey could you pass the Irish testicles?

by Poion606 March 25, 2021

Testicle Crack

Whenever a male's spouse shoves one or both testicles down their own ass crack, causing either extreme pain or orgasmic pleasure.

My girlfriend and I were getting frisky last night and all the sudden she gave me the testicle crack. I usually hate it but this time it was pretty great.

by Big Toe Licker January 6, 2016

Testicle Monster

Someone that tickles your balls as they suck you off.

"My friend is a testicle monster"

by ClashRoyaleKing May 16, 2025

Left Testicle Pain Syndrome

When you have a pain in your left tedticle that after you have your pain you immediately get a hard erection that makes your cock 6 inches bigger then max mast and makes you cum 3-5 oz of semen

Oh no, I just had a left testicle pain syndrome episode, god everyone knows

by calicogaymencumpenis April 4, 2025