Tequila

A real noisy cat who smell like shit,
but is kinda cute

Person 1 : "Wow! What is that smell ?"
Person 2 : "It is probably a Tequila"

by tequilus 22 hater November 21, 2022

tequila Wednesday

Drinking tequila with Cheyanne on hump day

Tequila Wednesday was so fun with Cheyanne and when we were done drinking it, we humped.

by Tequila wednesday December 28, 2022

tequila mile

A tequila mile is when you run a full mile on a track and after every lap you take a tequila shot and keep going.

Yo you wanna run a tequila mile tomorrow?

by professionalcapper July 28, 2023

tequila baby

a generalized term for a baby conceived or born 8-9 months after a drinking excursion. most people who have tequila babies don't realize they're pregnant till several months in, usually after the 3 month mark.

i.e; getting utterly smashed and FUCKED UP on tequila on your honeymoon night and three months after your night of pure debauchery you find out you're pregnant

"so you remember about four months ago when we went drinking in the bahamas?"
"yeah why?"
"well uh... let's just say we're having a tequila baby."

by crankyopossum August 3, 2023

Tequila

A discord server with a whole bunch of e faggots

Do NOT join tequila on discord

by FuckTequilaDiscord August 4, 2023

Tequila

Just one wiff can send the girls wild! Oh I hard 4 margs? I’ll get my kit off later if I stay on the devils poison

Amy; stop drinking daiquiris else you’ll get naked

Chantelle: born for it babe, I love tequila

by anonymous August 5, 2023

Tequini

This is what you get when you F-up, (by grabbing the wrong bottle), intending to make a vodka martini but instead pour white tequila. You then watch the customers pass it around wondering WTF it is.

Whilst intending to make a vodka martini, I accidentally made a tequini. I grabbed a bottle of white tequila unintentionally.

by clappr August 19, 2024