Teapot

A member of the so-called Tea Party who spews the most outrageous nonsense with complete conviction.

Derived from the combination of Tea Party and Crackpot, not that they can be seperated in any way.

Alternate spelling T-pot.

Did you see that Teapot Christine O'Donnell on Bill Maher's show?

by HavaBrain October 2, 2010

chocolate tampon

Inserting a tampon, prefferably a SUPER or MAXI into a males or females anus. Thus leaving a brown " Chocolate " coating on the tampon. Once removed & " Coated " you must project the tampon at an enemy or someone strongly disliked.

My best buddy was nailing my girlfriend, so I hit him with a Chocolate Tampon.

by Richard Goezinya January 6, 2007

tampon rock

a vulgar phrase used by men to describe mostly "folk-y" music made by women, to demean them.

jock: "i hate their tampon rock, Nickleback RULES".

by riot_grrl April 29, 2010

tinie tempah

To pass out or take a tactical sleep while at a party or club

"How is he doesn't looks too good?"

"Nah he's fine, he's just done a tinie tempah on the sofa"

by RobRob090 May 4, 2010

tamponed

The act of using the vagina as a hiding place for items, especially stolen goods.

Look! Theres the bitch that tamponed my cellphone and ran off!

by Densa January 18, 2007

tampon

The world's best fix for nose bleeds.

Look at that freak with the tampon! At least his nose isn't bleeding

by track_climb_hike_camp April 14, 2011

tampon

the rolled-up piece of cotton with the string hanging out to absorb the profuse bleeding from one's aching groin-hole

on the birthday card i gave to my brother:

"I hope that the rolled-up piece of cotton with the string hanging out to absorb the profuse bleeding from your aching groin-hole.... never has to exist.... Happy Birthday!"

by Kitteh April 28, 2005