To be put in one's place whilst discussing technology, by another person who's tech knowledge far surpasses your own, likely after wrongly trying to impress others with your own mediocre tech knowledge.
This can be thought of as the non-physical, tech analogy to being "bitch slapped". Though not necessary, greater effect can be realized, by starting the Tech Slap with the word, "Actually". The more in-depth, technical knowledge given, the harder the Slap.
This can be thought of as the non-physical, tech analogy to being "bitch slapped". Though not necessary, greater effect can be realized, by starting the Tech Slap with the word, "Actually". The more in-depth, technical knowledge given, the harder the Slap.
Slappee: "Did you know that the latest satellites can read a license plate on a moving car?"
Slapper: "Actually, government satellites have been able to do that since 1984 with the NSA's May launch of Uberview. Today's satellites, with their multi-iris, 45 Megapixel, full spectrum CCD sensors could now be used to determine the sex and eye color of a second trimester fetus."
Observer to Slappee: "Dude, you just got Tech Slapped."
Slapper: "Actually, government satellites have been able to do that since 1984 with the NSA's May launch of Uberview. Today's satellites, with their multi-iris, 45 Megapixel, full spectrum CCD sensors could now be used to determine the sex and eye color of a second trimester fetus."
Observer to Slappee: "Dude, you just got Tech Slapped."
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This bitchy person who has like a 102 average and is like the second teacher. They have like a trillion books in their bag and some textbooks in their hands. They never have poland spring bottles but those expensive bottles with some dumb designs. They also never eat the school lunch but they bring a whole homemade meal with them. Never try cheating from them because 1) they wont let you and 2) they got big mouths they'll rat you out. BEWARE
Yo i asked the Teachers pet for yesterdays hw and he told the teacher i was tryin to copy
The fuck yo we on this nigga
The fuck yo we on this nigga
by Alp50 April 15, 2019
Get the Teachers Pet mug.That's one girl who is very beautiful, hyper, lovely,really cares about one and sticks to her word. She stands up for herself and she has such great courage. If there is one girl you should keep in your life its techamo. She is one girl who is rare and her name is unique. If you find a techamo in your life don't act stupid and ditch or throw her away she Is the person u have been looking for in your life but don't get on her bad side if she makes a desicion its final. She is good at socialising with people and likes hanging out with friend she totally damn cute and every boy wants to date her but she is looking for the right guy. She likes the name James and would love to call her son James . never underestimate or discriminate her she might end up being your best friend. She may be direct with you but its just to know you better.
I love techamo she is unique and very well I don't know how to explain but I might need a whole book to describe her😁😘
by Judamora December 6, 2019
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by fupa troopah October 19, 2019
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hey dude
yeah whats up?
see that girl over there?
yeah, why?
well she made out with a guy on my soccer team under the bleachers...and she goes to kaynor tech
okay, so what?
lets go fuck the shit out of her..i mean shes easy right?
yeah whats up?
see that girl over there?
yeah, why?
well she made out with a guy on my soccer team under the bleachers...and she goes to kaynor tech
okay, so what?
lets go fuck the shit out of her..i mean shes easy right?
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