S.T.D.

Strange Twisted Disease

You have an S.T.D

by Mike Nichols February 28, 2004

TDTF

Too Drunk To Function.

liz: did you hook up with matt?
mary: nah dude, i was TDTF.
liz: damn, well better luck next time.

by becca dc September 11, 2010

S.T.D.

Acronym for Scintillatingly Titled Dictionary.

Fucking hell. The Urban Dictionary is SUCH ann S.T.D!

by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk January 24, 2004

TDTD

Too drunk to drive.

Hey, you ready to leave?
No dude, I'm TDTD.

by emmiHolla November 7, 2010

TDL

Tender Dick Love

This girl needs some TDL.

by B_Paddy32 June 26, 2016

TDO

Tactical Day Off: when somebody takes a day off school/college in order to catch up on work, or avoid a deadline. Not to be confused with bunking, which is done simply for amusement/lack of motivation.

Teacher: Where is Bloggs? 'Ill', again?

Class: TDO, sir.

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Bloggs: I do IB; TDO's have become a necessary part of my schedule.

by dbmag9 February 24, 2010

TDTT

to drunk to text. basically telling someone why you cant text them. they wont bug you while you're sh*t faced.

"Hey, so about the other day..." Just simply reply back with "tdtt" and they will understand and text you in the morning.

by emilybertram May 28, 2010