taking a fred

To defecate after holding it in for several hours.

Taking a fred is so relieving.

by Bob Endom September 7, 2006

taking care

When sick of being at work, this is the act of thwarting all responsibility, and simply leaving.

Worker 1: Dude this fuckin sucks. Are you taking care soon?
Worker 2: No you asshole, we have a manufacturing readiness review meeting at 3!
Worker 1: Take care, young fella.
Worker 2: I hate you.

by care taker October 12, 2009

Talkin Chickens

To lie in an extreme manner; to lie obtrusively.

I got sucked by 3 bitches at once last night.
You talkin chickens breh.

by joogness February 8, 2013

taking 99's

When someone takes forever to do something.... They take 99's

Holy bro hurry up, your literally taking 99's

by J valho March 6, 2017

talking stage

it basically means that two people are getting their feelings together and you guys are just trying to figure out you guys feelings and what you guys are meant for each other. During this stage, you guys may be flirting a lot but are still not into a relationship as your feelings dont fit the expectations yet. But, that feelings might come and go for each other but will still flirt with each other which can mean and turns into a waste of time but at the end both of you guys will feel very happy but not as excepted as u want to be.

“How is you telling Joe how you feel?”

Her:” really good were on the talking stage and im really happy”

by saucybabesonlyspeakfactsperiod December 31, 2019

Tasmina

She's quite and unpredictable unless your one of her closest friends then you've probably seen the loud and outgoing Tasmina she's shy around boys and doesn't know how to speak to them she's really committed to her religion and finds pease with everyone she knows she's kind and cute her smile makes others smile! Tasminas lovely shes also one of the bestest friends she understands and helps anyone with there problems that's why Tasmina was made to be the perfect girl!

Tasmina

by Tasmina March 17, 2017

like talking to a dead bear

When you talk to someone and they either; don't care, don't listen, don't understand or didn't hear you correctly, or at all.

God! That (insert name of dusty old teacher past retirement) doesn't listen, it's like talking to a dead bear.

by 15989232 September 26, 2006