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tanner and kayleigh

the greatest couple in the history of the world. (:

they're so cute together, and they are meant to be in love. <3
Hey, did you see Tanner and Kayleigh?

Yeah, they're so adorable!
by fem93ca March 28, 2009
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Tanner

Australian colloquialism referring to a person who punches or maims small children and/or foetuses (whilst still in the womb)

Origin: Australian case of E. Tanner, the woman who 'murdered' her friend's unborn foetus by repeatedly punching her in the womb. Authority for the Australian law that you cannot kill an unborn child, opening the floodgates for a string of cases of child-loathing women 'self aborting' their babies/babies of their acquaintances.
Hey, could your sister babysit for me tonight?

No, she's a tanner- she would probably damage your offspring.
by vandalizedovary September 11, 2009
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tanner

Tanner is a boy who thinks he's all that, but in reality he's insecure and rude. He'll play with girls to make himself feel better but they always ditch him. Any girl who dates him should watch out, if the relationship ever seems too perfect, he's cheating, dont trust him, date anyone else, he's a egotistical bitch with no dick.he is a asshole.
Britney: Omg im dating tanner now!
Tiffany: girl what even, ditch his ass hes a jerk.
by shade thrower 69 January 22, 2017
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BTWM (Bobby Tanner Wayne May)

A sickness of retardation that started in the Marine Corps. It started when a Marine was so stupid that other Marines became a retard.
Marine 2+2=4.You must have the BTWM (Bobby Tanner Wayne May) cause you sure are dumb
by masonjar93 December 18, 2013
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Tanner

A Tanner is a guy who has a tendancy to film girls while they are playing any sort of sweating sport. He thinks this could be the arousal of the penis in more than 2 areas.
guy:"wtf dude, stop being such a tanner and leave those girls alone unless ur not gunna touch them in the first 5 minutes..."
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tanner hall

Verb/ the act of being stupid or a synonym of stupid
He was acting so Tanner Hall
by Billybillyjoe May 29, 2018
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Tannenbaum

A predominantly hairless growth never found on women.
A hairy mole full of pus.
Doctor, what is it? I'm afraid, sir, you have a tannenbaum on your left butt cheek.

What's wrong with him? He's just mad cuz he found out he's got a tannenbaum.

I thought that dude was a chick until I saw his huge tannenbaum.

I popped a tannenbaum today, the pus got everywhere.
by Mark C-Dizzle December 12, 2008
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