Trouser Sneeze

Ejaculation in one's own pants, literally. Metaphorically used as an expression of ecstatic excitement.

"Did you just snow your dacks?"
"You bet I did! I just had a massive trouser sneeze"

by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019

trousered

When you've lost 10-0 at table football and as a forfeit have to run around the house/office without your trousers on

Simon got trousered whilst playing foosball against Nick

by digitaloop May 17, 2018

Trouser snake

A guy’s dick.

“Whoa did you see his trouser snake? It’s fucking HUGE!!”

by Sherbear1387 January 28, 2020

Big Trouser Talk

The fluffy, pointless bullshit that someone, usually a manager/exec, blabs out loud so others in the meeting can hear them and think that they sound smart and all in control of the situation. However, everyone is very aware that the BTTalker is a daft wanker crying out to be respected and admired simply because of their position.

"Hey, what was Charles going on about with that stuff about having to meet the other team's CIO and verify their capacity and establish their compliance posture?"

"Oh, ignore him, that was just a bunch of Big Trouser Talk."

by dcanification April 2, 2020

trouser snake

Slang for penis, but could also refer to Trowzer from the Yooka-Laylee series of video games.

A: "What's the name of that snake that wears pants in Yooka-Laylee?"
B: "You must be thinking of Trowzer!"
A: "Oh yeah, the guy who originated from the phrase trouser snake. It means penis."

by BrochachoYT May 24, 2020

Trouser Titties

When a woman, or indeed a man, is blessed with a plentiful, bosom-like rear end.

Ciara: I've got a pancake ass.
Ryan: You know you've got them trouser titties.
Chris: Yup.

by Ryzo Tagworth November 7, 2020

Trouser Gerbil

A soft penis inside your trousers. A penis at rest.

At work he keeps his trouser gerbil in his pants.

This women is not hot enough to awaken his trouser gerbil.

by Ollie431 October 13, 2020