mustache with titties

When some object or event is so incredibly amazing theirs no other human words to describe it.

Just Ozzy Osborn’s life can only be described as a mustache with titties.

by AtechSpockGuy January 24, 2012

sloth titties

Big boobs that hang on a girl usually goes by the name of Brianna

Damn Brianna got some sloth titties

by kupkake-kate December 31, 2013

Tonka Titties

Large, voluptuous breasts that you want to play with all day. Just like a kid and his Tonka trucks.

Look at that girl there with those Tonka Titties!

by AM3 August 29, 2013

Mudslide Titties

A woman who has saggy breasts. They kind of look like they're running away from her chest. Only applies to tan or dark women, light skinned women's saggy breasts would be referred to as "avalanche titties."

Damn, that bitch's mudslide titties are almost dragging on the ground!

by Rick-Dawg June 19, 2009

titty boi

Someone who is in constant need of things (food, or intangible items)

He already ate McDonald's and is now asking for some of my pizza. He is a titty boi

by Ruckus89 October 4, 2015

N.A.S.A Titty

the largest and most technologically advanced titty known to man, period. It lactates tons upon tons of titty milk and is recognized for feeding thousands of small villages at one time. It requires weekly massages to make sure there is no malfunctions with the nipple.

"Do you want to know where all your tax dollars go? To fund the milk production of N.A.S.A Titty."

"Mommy I'm hungry!." "Don't worry honey, N.A.S.A Titty will be here shortly."

by k2phatty November 18, 2009

titty whistle

Similar to a titty twister, but instead of crying "uncle," the twistee must ignore the pain long enough to whistle.

Twistee: "Argh, my tit! Uncle! Uncle!"
Twister: "Whistle! Whistle, you little bastard!"
Bystander: "Now, that's how you give a titty whistle."

by billbob12345 December 14, 2010