Hard Times

When You're girlfriend dumps you for a lesbian, you realize you have cancer, you get a DWI after drinking one beer, you get fired from your job for being late because of traffic,you loose all your friends,you're a pre mature ejaculator,you're broke,and the list goes on and on...Ultimate Shaft City

Basically Karma is out for you and isnt gonna stop till you dead!

"Man lately its been hard times for me"- Matt
"Yea right man,least your car didnt break down on a bridge,causing a 12 car pile up"-Seet
"Yea youre right"-Matt

by Tdavis April 11, 2007

Mother Teresa Syndrome

1. Mental health condition suffered by the overly religious whereby the religious, actively deny treatment or medications to facilitate increased suffering.

2. The imposition of suffering, denial of treatment, or services, to those who you are responsible to care for with the expressed intent of increasing misery or hastening death. (see betrayal trauma)

3. The imposition of religious beliefs to increase suffering in the efforts to elicit pleasure in the person denying, or reserving access to treatment or services.

When I presented the case for a need for an antidepressant to my doctor, after my mom died, he got all 'Mother Teresa Syndrome" on me and said, "You need to experience this without drugs so you can grieve properly."

by JaeKar99 April 24, 2014

happy fun times

noun: This term can refer to any joyous or even nonsensical event.

My girlfriend and I enjoy happy fun times when she gets drunk and aroused.

When the boss leaves, all of the workers immediately revert to happy fun times.

by EvanJM February 8, 2007

Early Times

The Official Cabin Whiskey of the Cal Ski Team.

Shot for gaping! Step up to the shot ski and grab the Early Times!

by Cal Ski Team #1! January 2, 2009

times

The years we are living in.

A computer in most homes is a definate sign of the times.

by Tom October 15, 2003

timeshafted

past participle of "timeshaft": To be caught up to real time on one's DVR (digital video recorder) or Tivo and prevented from fast-forwarding through commercials or other uninteresting or dull parts.

See also timeshafting or timeshaft.

"I was watching the Grammy's on my DVR until I got timeshafted and had to watch Stevie Nicks and Taylor Swift perform in real time. I thought Taylor's caterwauling would never end."

by toddx February 3, 2010

Ties Stuij

A slayer of sea dragons and friend of the cuttlefish; a careful observer of sheep behavior

Did you check out that Ties Stuij out at sea today?

by sym0nemartini April 24, 2011