There is no Spoon

A phrase popularized by Keanu Reeve's character Neo in The Matrix, acting as a turning point for Neo's mentality regarding the reality of the Matrix.

'There is no spoon' implies that, despite all visual, physical, or mental evidence to the contrary, the thing in question does not exist.

A man walking in the desert sees an oasis appear as from nowhere. "There is no spoon." And he walks away.

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"Dude, I just saw Bigfoot! Man, he was right there!"

"There is no spoon."

by LouisTsunami November 12, 2009

you can't get there from here

1. The place is remote and the route is hard to describe

2. the problem cannot be solved.

I'll say you can't get there from here. Let's just leave it at that.

by The Return of Light Joker May 26, 2010

Thebes

A fast learner that becomes great at everything, extremely good looking, and is very good with his lips. Well known and an exceptionally nice guy. Gets all the women he chooses, although he usually only chooses one....usually.

women #1,2,3,4,5,6, and 7: "THERE'S THEBES!! GET HIM!"
Thebes: "sorry ladies, not today"

by thebadiya the great January 20, 2010

Terese

Spirited,funny,energetic,generous. The type of woman that you would want as a friend. Huge heart. Captivating smile. Sarcastic and laughable. Goofy! Fun to be around but don't piss her off. Her anger is as powerful as her love. All about family and friends. The epitome of MOTHER.

That chick was boucing off the walls. What energy. Must be a Terese.

by cbadams February 3, 2010

Theresa May

Theresa May is the UK's Prime Minister. She purposefully fucked up the Tory party's chances in the run-up to the General Election 2017 so she could push through a more watered down Brexit because she is a Remainer and has never wanted us to leave. She is thinking about her career post-PM when she will doubtless join the massive EU gravy train. I believe her to be a dreadful woman. The UK will never leave the EU.

Theresa May is a useless politician and an appalling human being.

by LiberaceHudson October 11, 2017

right then and there

Immediately

You shoulda slapped a b*tch right then and there.

by yaboip October 10, 2015

like there's no tomorrow

in excessive volumes or numbers,(as if there would never be another opportunity)

Those freaks are appearing like there's no tomorrow.

by Light Joker April 18, 2005