Planet eStream

Planet eStream, also know as Planet “eSpleen” is a video streaming platform. It has found use in UK secondary schools, enabling the teachers to illegally pirate films for the class to watch.

“Yo homie, tf did someone upload Shrek 2 to Planet eStream”

by HughChungus64 January 25, 2023

Captain Planet Fart

When you fart with Wind, a little Earth, a lot of Fire, a little Water, and a lot of Heart.

Barbara ate curry last night and couldn't stop Captain Planet Farting.

by 2moist4u. November 3, 2024

planet humans

Countryhumans , but instead of having humans with country spherical flags as their head , you got humans with planet heads ! . . Yeah .

“ I love earth from planet humans ! “
“ Bro , I only know countryhumans . “

by heartlandhorse February 23, 2023

Gas Planet

One big ass balloon

Guy 1: What’s a gas planet call scientifically

Guy 2: A big ass balloon I think

by RDM1615 November 5, 2019

planet b

A delusional place psychonauts believe exists when they confuse the scrambling and deteriorating of their cognitive abilities with rare enlightenment

Esau's eyes rem like spastics', like someone who is dreaming their dying, but this was worse, as he realized the scrambled depth perception in planet B from the mushrooms he ate had just sent him careening off of a 130 foot cliff to the rocks below.

by A Vengeful Nut March 18, 2024

Brick Planet

ROBLOX but free and better

ROBLOX: "It's Free!" *evil laugh*
ROBLOXians with common sense: "Nah, we'll find something else better than ROBLOX, bye"
Brick Planet: "did someone say: "Something else better than ROBLOX"?"
ROBLOXians with common sense: "yaaay"
-10 years later-
Brick planet: *turns to shit like roblox did*
ROBLOXi- ahem... Planeteers with common sense: "shit"

by that fucking degenerate weeb April 26, 2018

Planeteering

A sexual act in which, an environmentally conscious host, brings five men to simultaneous orgasm. Most commonly achieved orally, anally, vaginally, and manually (in any combination). THE POWER IS YOURS!

"Bro, there's a new Heroes parody porn online where this blonde cheerleader totally gets Hayden Planeteered."

"I didn't think a guy could could achieve the ole Captain Planet, but dude took two in his ass while they were planeteering him."

by DaXymbiont August 9, 2022