tegit

Poo that gets stuck in your arse hair, like dangle-berries

my eyes watered as I tried to pull the tegit loose from my matted arse hair

by motherofallfreaks January 5, 2023

Tega

The metaphysical state of Tega, merely infinitely many or infinitely no actions being performed at once while being simultaneously present but absent at the same time. Not quite a Schrödinger's cat as we know that Tega does exist, but we do not know where Tega is, Tega's actions, nor Tega's purpose. To be Tega is to be infinitely many things while being identifiable.

What's Jared doing?
He's in the call but I'm honestly not even sure where he is.
Jared's probably just tega-ing.

by ShibussyChefussy January 12, 2023

tegboner

Someone whose nickname is Teg and has a boner

Teg do you have a Tegboner right now in the middle of the funeral ?

by Tegbonn January 26, 2023

teggaf

teggaf means fagget, those tricky white people

hi you black teggaf!

by teggaf February 27, 2023

tegang

when ur penis erected but said in malay

teacher: joe, berdiri sekarang juga!
joe: aduh sial lah kote aku tengah tegang ni

by mooseasus March 26, 2023

Teghman

Fat Indian that looks like the Mexican uncle at a family bbq. Surprisingly fast, somewhat intelligent, and is very introverted around people he doesn’t know.

Looks tough but is secretly a sweetheart

Look at that Mexican

No that’s an Indian named Teghman

by Ds07-10 May 21, 2023

Tegun

Bro gets mad bitches and has a dick bigger than him he's 6'5 and benches 400 pounds

You such a Tegun

by BIG BOOTY MEN April 11, 2023