Sword fight

When 2 gay guys use their dicks as swords and fight

Zachary and Jordan were having a sword fight

by I have 2 dads December 31, 2015

crossing swords

When two males engage in unorthadox fucking by rubbing their dicks together.

Were you and Ryan engaged in sexual intercourse before his death?

Do you mean were we crossing swords?!

by BlahBlahBla!! June 27, 2008

sword fight

See Sausage Party

God, this party is a huge sword fight. Where are the wenches?

by Marko October 23, 2002

B.F Sword

Standing For Best Friend Sword, Purchasing this item makes you best friends.

Ex, Oh Shit i got enough for a B.F Sword, Wanna be besties?

by bonesssssssssssssssssss March 27, 2011

jelly sword

The really poor excuse for an erection that all men will almost invariably try to put into effect after an overly beery night out (or in if you're a loser).

Usually ends up exposed and marker penned by so-called mates when you finally pass out and lack the capacity or care to put it away.

Tom had throughly shit sex as he had a drunken jelly sword and could not achieve decent penetration.

"I couldn't have a wank as I had a jelly sword"

Sally laughed at Gareth's tiny jelly sword.

by UrbanDef June 11, 2006

Heavenly Sword

When a pedofile priest is in confession with a favourite altar boy, he masturbates until he's ready to launch his load, busts through the lattice seperation and proceeds to douse the boy with his holy water.

Timmy sat in his confessional, pouring out his sins when suddenly Father Mike burst into his booth and cleansed Timmy's soul with his Heavenly Sword.

by rebel13459 October 1, 2007

tape sword

1. An old halloween pirate sword that has magical powers and has black tape on it to keep the magic locked within.
2. A piece of tape that has envolved into a sword.

With the tape sword I shall vanquish you!

by Master Slurm October 13, 2003