swipe life

A person who practices the art of scamming banks by depositing fake checks into people’s account and profiting from it.

Every since I started the swipe life , I have not been broke.

by Mr.ColderThanAPolarBear October 13, 2019

Swiper

a perfect girl on the internet who can make you smile every day

A: What did you do last night?

B: I talked to swiper
A: LUCKY

by arrestnab December 22, 2019

swiped

to deflect a kiss from an unwanted party

Kyle swiped Angela

by Rowboat April 16, 2020

Swipe it

When you flatten someone’s dick so much it is as thin as a credit card.

My girlfriend flattened my dick so flat to the point where you swipe it like a credit card.

by Kidthesquid September 11, 2020

Swiper

Swiper is a hot fucker who will swipe yo girl and yo man faster than you can say "Swiper, no swiping!" Swipes virginities left and right.

Dora: Swiper, no swip-
In a flash her clothes were gone and a furry dick was inserted into her vagina.
Swiper: Too late, babe, I've swiped your virginity.
Dora: *groans* Harder, daddy ahhh~

by $wiperfox420 September 23, 2020

Swipet

Nasty at skating

Insta xoswipet

by anonymous October 16, 2020

Swipe and wipe

When you are taking a shit and you go to online Dating (Tinder) and swipe whilst in the midst of your bowel movement. When finished wiping, swipe and wipe is complete.

I matched with her during swipe and wipe.

by Eric PH November 7, 2020