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couch surfer

one who defeats homelessness by relying upon a series of friends' couches. A friend or aquaintance who frequently crashes at your house. Can be due to inability to pay his own rent, frequent and/or persistent intoxication, or reluctance to return to his own dwelling. See A Brad
After Brad left and I had the upholstery professionally cleaned, I wasn't about to open the door to any more couch surfers.
by T March 15, 2005
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surfactant

n- a molecule containing both hydrophilic (water loving, polar) and hydrophobic (water hating, nonpolar) parts, thus enabling the mixture of two generally imiscible (noncompatable) solvents such as oil and water.
soap, dish detergent, and molecules such as oleic acid and sodium dodecylsulfate (SDS) are all surfactants.
by Skippy McJimmers April 5, 2006
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jerk surfing

The art of flipping a bed over onto the poor bastard in it. Then jumping on top of the bed and seeing how long you can stay on top and keep riding your "wave" (the twisting, curseing person under the bed). Jumping up and down is also A-O-K, just don't touch the floor. Else you have to start over.
Well the Jerk passed out on the bed.. So Brett decided to go "Jerk Surfing" and flipped the bed over onto the Jerk; and jumped on top of the mess.

"Hey get out of my bed you stupid hippie" I yelled and still they laid there. So I did the old jerk surfing move and made sure to jump extra hard onto the bed. Dam smelly hippies.
by The JerkMeister May 14, 2008
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space surfing

The state of being you obtain when you inhale a balloon of nitrous oxide followed by a long drag off of an amyl. In laiman's terms, a quick 15-20 second magic carpet ride through a caleidoscopic dimension.
Dude, I was space surfing last night and almost fell off of my board!
by happyjack November 4, 2008
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Surfers Paradise

Surfers Paradise is a suburb on the Gold Coast in Queensland, Australia.

Its pretty much like the miami/hollywood of Australia. I come from Adelaide (the ghetto) and i love my city but when im in Surfers it truely does feel like paradise. Gold Coast feels like a whole different country compeared to SA. Its got nice hotels, places to eat and alot of clubs and vegas like fun for the family. Plus the beach is only a couple min away. If you got alot of cash. It is PARADISE.
John: aye bro this holiday in Surfers Paradise is awesome bro.

Glen: yeah no doubts bruv. Adelaides a shithole.Might needa go back soon. fuck only got couple more days on the hotel aye, runnin outta moneys, Wanna do some BNEs ?

John: alright bro fuck it we will get mad money, fuckin doin crimes on the sunshine hahahaha ADL represent
by GetOnMyDizzle November 27, 2011
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surfeit of websites

A collective noun from surfeit, meaning an excess; and since the method of navigating through the web is "to surf", many websites collectively would be a surfeit.
When Googling for best video game, I was presented with a surfeit of websites!
by Harrison Grady November 20, 2006
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Surfing the Line

When you are feeling not really happy but not really sad. Maybe under the influence of antidepressants.
Adam: Hey Fred how ya doing

Fred: Meh, so so just surfing the line.
by Aserath October 26, 2008
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