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Superman Juggalo 

A juggalo who's not afraid to do what's need to be done. Someone who no matter what is gonna be there for his crew and more. Someone who defies all other obstacles in their lives and then turns around and laughs at bad news. The ultimate of all juggalos. They really are as wicked as they get.
I know a lot of juggalos, but there can only be one superman juggalo.
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Superdanks 

The self-proclaimed headiest of the heady hipsters/hippies/trustafarii/dubsteppers/etc . . . self-righteous, image based, shallow, extremely culture-conscious festival goers or marijuana growers. They Generally reside in the West, especially Santa Rosa, Bend, Eugene, the state of Colorado, N. Cali, and up into BC with special attention given to Kelowna and Nelson and a growing number in Missoula, MT. Generally a transplant form a larger area where their ego is not allowed to strangle the canopy.

Middle to upper class, 19-35 YO. A large number of Superdanks will artificially elevate themselves from the pack through custom made, frequently changing religious and/or dietary choices.
Naw, they're Superdanks. Maybe they don't eat kale this week, and our wine choice will insult their god(s)(esses). She's going to want to spin fire in the backyard, even though it's only ten by ten, and their pitbull will shit on the patio. I haven't cleansed the obsidian recently, the bong cost under $300, wasn't handblown-- and may not be spotless. I don't want to hear the same stories about Nepal. or India. or Thailand. or Costa Rica all over again. And she's going to leave a trail of peacock or other feathers and/or glitter for me to pick up later. And then we can't invite David and Yvonne over b/c they have kids, and Sumeria and Ben-I feel weird about children.
Superdanks by justBeeeeee July 1, 2011

superman that hoe 

when a female does not want to have sex, the male ejaculates on her back while she is asleep, so that when she wakes up, the sheets are stuck to her back like a superman cape.
Bob: yo, she didn't wanna have sex last night, dawg!
Bill: so did u superman that hoe?
Bob: yea, she had a blue cape when she woke up!
Bill: haha, that's what the dumb broad gets!

(both start laughing)
superman that hoe by cookie2 April 20, 2008
A prank involving someones head at your crotch level. You stand next to the victim and either quietly or loudly (your preference) start humming the Superman theme. When everyone turns to look at you, it will appear that the victim is performing oral sex on you because they're looking at you also.
"...And then Rob supermanned Greg, and for the rest of the night, easy laughs were had just by humming the superman theme around Greg. Never pass up the opportunity to 'superman' someone."
superman by The REAL Big Danny T September 29, 2008

superman dat ho 

This can be used when ejaculating on a girl's neck and putting a blanket on it (see other definitions), but is also used to describe when you really fuck someone up bad, like when you seriously just embarrass their sorry ass. Not necessarily hurting them or beating them up, but just kicking their ass at something. This is used frequently in sports, especially basketball. Like if someone does a psick crossover dribble and the defender falls to the ground trying to keep up and has to watch their man slam it down hard. That guy just supermanned dat ho.
Stud 1: Did you see the Jazz game last night? Deron Williams had a locus dribble around Chris Paul and threw that shit down right in Tyson Chandler's grill!!!!

Stud 2: Ya, D-Will is always able to superman dat ho.
superman dat ho by Udy March 5, 2008
To love thy neighbor as ones their significant other. After work but before a shower.
Billy Bob: How ya doin

Sally: Hello Top of the Morning to ya (tips her gardening hat at Billy Bob)

Billy: Oh My is that an invitation for a superman

Sally: Billy Bob, What the Fuck! How dare you assume I would superman you so early in the morning before I have my coffe.

Billy Bob: You are right Sally. I'm just anticipating a "hard" day! (wink, wink, cheesy as smile)

Sally: Sorry you'll just have to wait until you get of work. (spanks her ass)

Billy Bob: Fuck you Cunt
superman by JES @ fuck u. com March 27, 2008

superman dat hoe

(v) to fist a female in such a way that it resembles Superman flying headlong through the sky.
Always make sure to get a running start before you Superman dat hoe.
superman dat hoe by Dustball January 5, 2008