a situation in which the person you are currently stalking online posts something on your profile while you are posting something on theirs
We totally simulstalked the other day when you posted that vegan bacon explosion recipe on ma fahbooks. I was looking at pictures from your cousin's Bat Mitzvah. Looked like a BLAST. Anyway, see ya when i do! Byes.
by Randy Sassafras September 14, 2010
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by I dream January 6, 2011
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by whattheeffisgoingon March 5, 2011
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by Machinarine September 5, 2011
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by Pakman1281 September 3, 2011
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"Wow. I swear that never happens to me. Smulligan?"
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*YAWN "Oh .. hello ... who are you? We did what? I see. I don't remember that, can I have a smulligan?"
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*YAWN "Oh .. hello ... who are you? We did what? I see. I don't remember that, can I have a smulligan?"
by Mopedkiller December 27, 2011
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