simulstalk

a situation in which the person you are currently stalking online posts something on your profile while you are posting something on theirs

We totally simulstalked the other day when you posted that vegan bacon explosion recipe on ma fahbooks. I was looking at pictures from your cousin's Bat Mitzvah. Looked like a BLAST. Anyway, see ya when i do! Byes.

by Randy Sassafras September 14, 2010

Simul

The act of a single individual farting and burping simultaneously.

Show some presence, man! That fart and burp were only a second a part. They could have been simul.

by blubbo November 7, 2010

simulfap

Simultaneous masturbation.

Jean and I were horny, but we were separated by thousands of kilometers. We decided to simulfap.

by I dream January 6, 2011

simultasticrap

1. Describes a situation that is both fantastic and crappy at the same time.

Jenna: I think I failed that math test, but at least I got to sit next to the hot new kid!

Bianca: Sounds simultasticrap.

by whattheeffisgoingon March 5, 2011

Simultaneously Convertext

Having two conversations while texting the same person

Whenever i simultaneously convertext, I end up getting really confused as to what the hell the other person is referring too.

by Machinarine September 5, 2011

Simuldump

When two or more of the dogs your are walking take a dump at the same time.

Wow was I lucky today. I was walking the dogs and they took a simuldump at the same exact time, so it was easy to pick up thier poo.

by Pakman1281 September 3, 2011

Smulligan

The act of having sex a second time after either poor performance during or lack of memory of the first encounter. A sexual "do-over."

"Wow. I swear that never happens to me. Smulligan?"

-or-

*YAWN "Oh .. hello ... who are you? We did what? I see. I don't remember that, can I have a smulligan?"

by Mopedkiller December 27, 2011