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chump stumping

A deliberate act of sabotage through misdirection or misinformation aimed at maintaining locus of control in interpersonal interactions; often times involves deliberately withholding key information or misrepresenting policy or procedure in an effort to manipulate others, typically for personal gain.
Janie knew the intern would outshine her at the next board meeting, so she chump stumped him by telling him the APR was .01% as opposed to .1%. All of his figures were off, and he looked foolish after Janie pointed out “his simple math mistake”.

Chump Stumping can also be used reflexively

The customer had many questions about the return policy and seemed hesitant to purchase the item. Tom really needed the commission, so he answered all the customer’s questions but stumped the chump by not mentioning service and repackage fees on return.
by mollymoo5 October 17, 2010
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kikin Stump

I was sittin on my deck lookin at a stup & realized I was going nowhere . Kinda like " kikin Stump"
A.K.A. cut off tree ( for you wankers )
by Schism420 October 16, 2008
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stump road

A one lane dead end road you take your woman down to fuck on a tree stump.
She could barely walk after ride down stump road!
by OateeBoatFlash November 18, 2022
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Stump

Short dick that looks like a shrunken worm
The stump is so small
by GrufferTheDumbass April 21, 2020
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Stump Grinder

The act of gay men rubbing their penises against each other, similar to scissoring for women.
Hopefully Denis shaves before he comes tonight, I’m not trying to start a fire when he hits me with the ole stump grinder.
by FyffandSG November 11, 2021
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stump grinding

sex with someone who has a small penis, or a chode.
“He was such a good kisser, but when we got back to his house… I was stump grinding all night
by player_aler August 9, 2025
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stump

stump is a word used to describe an idiot or a dumbass
by lgmacallum September 4, 2018
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