When your girl let you do her in the ass and you pull out to give her a break cause it's hurting her. Then you look down to see shit on you dick so you get turned off and go limp.
We were having anal sex in the shower last night and but we didn't finish cause she gave me a dirty straw.
by 89anderson June 11, 2017
Water filter - in a straw! Prevents bali belly, gastro and all those other lovely experiences when travelling. Protects against giardia, cryptosporidium and more. Filters 99.99% of water borne bacteria.
I used an aqua safe straw on my recent trip to Bali, my mate didn't. He spent three nights on the toilet - I didn't!
by travelnut May 26, 2009
Using a long, Seuss-like straw that connects from your mouth to your asshole to suck the "results" of rough anal sex from your anus. The compartmentalized layers or white (semen) pink (blood mixed with semen) and brown (poop) resembling the popular ice cream combination.
For some reason, every time I perform a Neapolitan Silly Straw I hear Benny Hill playing in my head. Do you also hear it, Christoph?
by hotspicyboner February 01, 2023