Mexican Bendy Straw

The act of inserting ones penis in his own asshole.

Kulex gave himself multiple Mexican Bendy Straw today.

by JulianHated April 8, 2010

strawballs

someone that has no backbone,like a scarecrow ,strawballs has no guts and no contents in their balls !

she cant get pregnant by that scared strawballs,nobody can!empty balls.

by 65ann February 10, 2009

StrawberryClock

StrawberryClock was the Flash animator that saved Newgrounds. By submitting Flash many found crappy to the portal, everyone hated him, but the attention also turned to the vast amount of crappy Flash popping up in the Portal at that time. It was in Newgrounds darkest hour, that the Clock Crew was formed. They saved Newgrounds, and also put an end to the anti-StrawberryClock campaign. Then, StrawberryClock was crowned the King of the Portal, and forever he will be. BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB. I want to drive! :P
StrawberryClock is the king of teh Portal!

StrawberryClock is teh King of teh Portal!

by TehClock August 1, 2004

ripe strawberries

During soccer practice when Jim's balls are nice and crevicy; when a man wears silk shorts and the material clings to his balls and every nook and cranny of his ball sack is visible

Wow, Jim's ripe strawberries were so huge and bulgy today...I couldn't stop staring when he was crouching down.

by Tojasok March 26, 2008

sucks ass thru a straw

for when u think things really can't get any worse
a situation or person is very disappointing, annoying, upsetting, substandard, displeasing, unfulfilling

my job sucks ass thru a straw!
also see sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw

by jobsworth February 15, 2005

strawberryclock

Strawberry clock is the king of the Portal. Everyone loves strawberryclock.

Look at what I said Above^^

by Michael Waldren August 15, 2004

strawberry quick

Strawberry flavored methamphatimines, often used to entice younger users to experiment with meth. Used to flavor meth during the cooking process (not after) which does not impact the potency.

A meth cook says to himself: since I don't care who i kill with my meth lets flavor it give it a cool name like strawberry quick and get some kids hooked!

by intheno March 22, 2007