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Shaka Stevens

Former dictator of Sierra Leone. Had no influence whatsoever with anything.

Therefore

An action or object that lacks purpose and sense.
by Googly April 12, 2004
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Steven

Steven is a sweet awesome guy with a huge dick. He can make a girl feel really good and gets all the .bitches. He is smart and likes to laugh. He is not afraid of anyone and can fuck anyone up if they mess with him! He is sexy and he is very organized and likes to plan everything out so it goes well. He has a lot of BFFs and is funny crazy and outgoing! He just likes to have fun!
Hey that boy over there is sexy! He must be a Steven
by imma sexy beast 123 June 16, 2013
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Steven Brust

An incredibly good author. His most well known books are the Jhereg Series or the Adventures of Vlad Taltos.

The books are fantasy/ sci-fi and plenty of satire and action to please anyone. Go read them.

Some of the titles are: Jhereg, Athyra, Orca, Tiassa, Dragon, and many others. Each book is named after a House (groups of elves born into different social brackets called "Houses" which are named after animals.)
by Athyraslove August 11, 2008
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Steveland Creamer

Named after famed hip-hop R&B artist, Stevie Wonder (Stevland Hardaway Morris), the Steveland Creamer is when a man ejaculates on a woman's eyes, rendering her temporarily blind.
"Damn that guy I went home with last night totally pulled a Steveland Creamer on me, I couldn't see for 10 minutes!"
by BalderdashBrewer November 12, 2013
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steven hawking jr

When you stick a keyboard in the girls rectum whilst she is bent over a wheelchair deep throating a mouse.
by Faget33 July 11, 2016
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Steven Hawking Nut

When you have such a powerful nut that you're whole body looses feeling and you look like Steven Hawking while making the loudest groan as if you soul has left your body.
Dude- Hey, are you ok? Your face is messed up.
Other Dude- Yeah, I just experienced a Steven Hawking Nut while me and my "mate" were messing around, and half of my face got permanently paralyzed.
Dude- Oh man, that.....is AWESOME!
by M0/\/ty December 4, 2017
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Swagless Steven

This is what you call a guy who exudes an extreme lack of confidence. Typically these people are extremely indecisive, especially when it comes to women, and constantly worry about crap that doesn't matter at the expense of their roommates or friends. Essentially they are the anti-swag.
Swagless Friend: "Hey man, Lindsey just sent me a text wanting to hang out tonight. What should I send back?

Cool Guy: "I don't know, if you want to hang out with her tell her to come over. Stop being such a Swagless Steven."

or

Swagless Friend: "Do you think my shoes match this cool v-neck I just bought?"

Cool Guy: "How about you stop being such a Swagless Steven, and wear what the f*** you want?"
by therealdeal66 August 28, 2009
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