Seaver

When female pubic hair reaches the length and look of Kirk Cameron's hair, when he portrayed Michael Seaver in the hit TV series Growing Pains.

Although Suzy's pubes looked good, she knew it was time to trim her Seaver.

by Bad News Bond July 24, 2016

Shaver

A meat-headed jock that has done sooo many steroids that it made his penis miniscule. He thinks he's hot, but reality hasn't hit him yet. Cat shit covered in sand looks better than he ever will. He thinks he's good at football but all he's really good at is warming the left bench, for all of the other good-looking football players.

Christopher Shaver

by VaJJMcBadass June 10, 2011

poop staber

if you have to sleep over at someone's house who is a poop staber(gay) (john vincent) my suggestion to you is that you ducktape your asshole shut before going over there because the f-f-f-f-f-f unit caption may try anything

that john vincent is a little poop staber who does chris traits every night

by vincent likes men September 13, 2004

tom seaver

He was a pitcher for the New York Mets. He also played for the Reds, White Sox, and Red Sox. Considered the greatest Met of all time. I guess that's like being considered the smartest person to play in the Special Olympics.

"Boy that Tom Seaver sure was a terrific pitcher."
"He was a Met, so that's not saying much."

by thepseudonym July 1, 2009

Slavery

What many businesses and corporations STILL participate in to this day in the form of sweatshops, human trafficking, and even regular work abuse.

People need to understand that slavery is STILL a thing, in fact, more people are enslaved now than any other time period in history.

by Dubiks March 23, 2019

screen slaver

a person in the workplace who refuses to leave his/her computer screen for lunch or any other break

Joe is such a screen slaver; he eats at his desk every day.

by Brian Salamone February 28, 2007

Stavena

A man who "isnt scared" to drink himself retarded. A drunk person who randomly disapears to pass out on something flat with wheels. An ape-like person whos giant fingers make him look as if hes carrying a bunch of bananas in each hand. Known by Native Americans as "Hung Like Horse"

WTF! my drunk friend was just here. some one check all truck beds and trailors hes gone Stavena on me.

We were drunk at his place, he yelled "lock it up," and used his Stavena fingers on me.

I was heading over to this guys house to get Stavena'd but my car got hit by a train on the way there.

by Not To Be Fugged With! August 9, 2009