An activity performed by basic white bitches and hipsters because they have the mental capacity of an Indian tech support worker. You'll often see these people with MacBooks and iPhones typing up scripts probably to try to flex their damaged idea of what a normal functioning human being does on a day to day basis. These people also can't resist to order the most complicated drink they can think of so they sound more intelligent than everyone else.
Gracie: OMG I'm soooo parched, I'm gonna go to Starbucks and order a Grande triple unicorn appletini with divine cream sauce!!
by Thoughts3rased January 21, 2019
Get the Go to Starbucksmug. Karen: "Hey, omg like, wanna go to starbucks?"
Rachel: "omg yes but only if we get like no plastic straws. I'm eco friendly! Save the turtles sksksksks!"
Rachel: "omg yes but only if we get like no plastic straws. I'm eco friendly! Save the turtles sksksksks!"
by Cttlfsh.cult October 10, 2019
Get the Starbucksmug. "Oh my gosh Susan do you want to get do you want to come get some pumpkin spice at Starbucks with me ?"
"Hell yeah! "
"Hell yeah! "
by posidon7845632 April 26, 2017
Get the Starbucksmug. Starbucks is a world famous coffee chain. It is the gayest, most niche, most known, and most favored by the girls, the gays and the theys.
"Oh, Jessica, I went to Starbucks today. Girl, I kid you not, the cashier was the hottest guy I've ever met."
by DeeCunt March 9, 2021
Get the Starbucksmug. Someone who can't order a drink off the starbucks menu without having it modified. Reference to the character "Sally" in "When Harry met Sally" who could never order anything without having it modified.
"Mathilde is such a starbucks sally, it takes forever for her to order her drink" or "I can never go to starbucks for Mathilde because she is such a Sally, I'm afraid I'll mess up her order"
by sassygurrrrrrl September 29, 2013
Get the starbucks sallymug. by James0077 November 1, 2023
Get the Starbucksmug. It is the HEAD OF YOUR BUCKET LIST.
This is a NESTed definition.
It is an internal memo for the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE:get
priorities straight at NIGHT and be that
IT READS!!!!
MANDATORY SHITEATER every night and I am afraid " you start with one of EACH COLOR up that ASSH0LE and then TW0 is essential to be INSERTED FRAUGHTLY FOR YOUR SUCK BUCK FUCKIT STARBUCKS as ANAL ALAN from BUCKS is the STAR of the TAB00 HUMILIATION SHOW from somewhere in the GOOGLE CUMSEX.
It is a PEDOPHILE SEX ACT.
This is a NESTed definition.
It is an internal memo for the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE:get
priorities straight at NIGHT and be that
IT READS!!!!
MANDATORY SHITEATER every night and I am afraid " you start with one of EACH COLOR up that ASSH0LE and then TW0 is essential to be INSERTED FRAUGHTLY FOR YOUR SUCK BUCK FUCKIT STARBUCKS as ANAL ALAN from BUCKS is the STAR of the TAB00 HUMILIATION SHOW from somewhere in the GOOGLE CUMSEX.
It is a PEDOPHILE SEX ACT.
Hey understand THAT SUCK BUCK FUCKIT STARBUCKS is the only part of a FUCKIT LIST which think about this PARADOX as you only have time for that part of any BUCKET LIST.
Oh for goodness sakes, this is pretty demanding but since my past behavior was completely DAMNING I have to make every night if 4 ÛU FOR YOUR SUCK BUCK FUCKIT STARBUCKS as ANAL ALAN from BUCKS is the STAR of the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE TABOO HUMILIATION SHOW from somewhere in the GOOGLE CUMSEX.
It is now time for things to click where SUCK BUCK FUCKIT STARBUCKS will be appropriately called by TW0 NAMES , 0NE, SHOVE TOILET BALL EACH COLOR training and TW0 , T00 , TO SHOVE IN and STICK TO IT as destroy that PEDOPHILE ASSH0LE with FIREBALL in the PITBALLS.
Oh for goodness sakes, this is pretty demanding but since my past behavior was completely DAMNING I have to make every night if 4 ÛU FOR YOUR SUCK BUCK FUCKIT STARBUCKS as ANAL ALAN from BUCKS is the STAR of the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE TABOO HUMILIATION SHOW from somewhere in the GOOGLE CUMSEX.
It is now time for things to click where SUCK BUCK FUCKIT STARBUCKS will be appropriately called by TW0 NAMES , 0NE, SHOVE TOILET BALL EACH COLOR training and TW0 , T00 , TO SHOVE IN and STICK TO IT as destroy that PEDOPHILE ASSH0LE with FIREBALL in the PITBALLS.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 10, 2021
Get the SUCK BUCK FUCKIT STARBUCKSmug.