It is when a male masturbates standing up with the jerking arm passed under his corresponding leg, thus mimicking a skateboarder performing a stalefish on his board. This is truly an act worthy of masturbatory merit and is reserved for the seasoned jackers only.
Curious to try new wack-tactics that he read about online, Alvin's stalefish session ended quite abruptly when he lost his balance and broke his wrist. The emergency room doctors are still scratching their heads in disbelief.
by A Tiggles December 19, 2008
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A place next to the inbred town of Mossley. It has lots of pubs and clubs which results in the high young alcoholics rate.
by Vickyyy. October 19, 2008
Get the Stalybridge mug.Noun - A person who cannot drive worth a shit, and has the voice resmbling that of a chipmunk. This person usually uses very gay hand motions/gestures. Also a dick which does not exceed the length of about 2 millimeters.
Adjective - A voice which resembles that of a chipmunk.
Adjective - A voice which resembles that of a chipmunk.
Noun - "Hey check out that kid!!" "Wow, he must have one small stanley."
Adjective - "Shit son, that kids voice sounds so stanley, i mean seriously he wouldnt know what puberty was if it came up and punched him in the face."
Adjective - "Shit son, that kids voice sounds so stanley, i mean seriously he wouldnt know what puberty was if it came up and punched him in the face."
by Big Gay Joe March 16, 2005
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Get the nikita and stacey mug.A song that became very old very quick because being a stacey i got i sung to me every time i met a person or just ran into someone and let me tell u my mom was 9 months pregnant with twins when that song came out so it became old quickly
Stacey's mom has got it going on
by Stacey March 14, 2005
Get the stacey's mom mug.I can't believe this oldie but goodie isn't up here yet! This act is performed when the male has sex with his partner in the doggystyle position with a condom on. He then ejaculates in the condom and proceeds to pull out, take off the condom and slap the fluid filled scumbag right down the middle of his arched partner's back!
Good wholesome fun!!
Good wholesome fun!!
Yo, that bitch was such a filthy whore...I gave her the Staten Island Stalefish and she said thank you sir may I have another!
by Catdaddy November 9, 2006
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