gram staining

The act of jerking off into an open joint then smoking you or your friend's semen

The last time I went gram staining was when I was with my dad

by Brown fish April 19, 2017

rorschach stains

the identical-twinlike stains that can remain on bed sheets after a night of love gettins and remaining still afterwards.

Carrie forgot that Greg had pumped her last night until she awoke to the Rorschach stains on her bed sheets from their bodily fluids. She was angry until she thought they were artistic.

by von groovy June 16, 2017

tizzle stains

1. a handle, monicker, or name for a person who is on speed, 2. the leftover residue in an oil burner (speed pipe),3. a word used to clown a fellow drug addict

"Hey, tizzle stains its time to get some sleep" or "Clean out those tizzle stains so I can load a fresh one."

by the Constant Bunch November 17, 2017

Gerbil stain

When you shoot a gerbil out of your ass and it hits something and leaves a poop stain.

Listen bro I’m sick of you leaving a gerbil stain all over my adult diapers

by Gerbilicous6969 May 13, 2018

clit stain

When a female is wet and sits on a surface and it leaves a stain

Falicia left a clit stain on Michael's upper lip

by Cumstain McGee September 5, 2016

skommel stain

A white mark left on fabric

What's that white mark on your couch?

Oh that must be a skommel stain from last night.

by Tantrum360 January 17, 2018

death stain

Stains left in toilet bowl after defication

Damn Jackie you must've taken a massive shit cause you painted the toilet with huge death stains

by Triple agent Sebastian Roderic February 2, 2017