Holy smacks

The G-rated, family friendly term used to define the usual "Holy Shit" moments, i.e. getting a super wet smooch, tripping over thin air and arguing with uptight parents.

"Holy Smacks mom, I'm 25!"

or

"Holy smacks! That wasn't there before!"

Gasping after running a marathon: "Holy smaaaaacks!"

by That's some bad hat harry May 14, 2011

Concert Stacking

When you go to more than one concert in a 7 day period.

Dude, I'm Concert Stacking Depeche Mode and Spiritualized in September. Best week ever.

by shivonna June 7, 2013

Muff Stacking

Muff stacking is the act of stacking two or more nude women belly to back and licking from the bottom to the top. Ideally, the women should be placed vertically in order of attraction and/or delicious taste.

Bro, I open the door last night and Yoon's got Mandy, Jess and Rachel stacked hot to bottom. Guy is a real Muff Stacking, Tower of Tuna eating mofo.

by JTT1414 April 22, 2014

chinese stack

The act of taking excessive amounts of napkins/toilet paper/tissue while only using a minimal amount of it. The rest of the stack does not generally go to waste as the left over napkins/toilet paper/tissue stays on the table that was used by the person/perpetrator of said stack.

Man, check out this Chinese stack on the table!

by Soaking Towel March 21, 2017

hoe stack

A group of girls that are hoes

Yo, look at the hoe stack that just walked in.

by LoveFist November 29, 2017

custard sacks

Slang term for a mans testicles.

that prozzie was a right goer.
I Smashed her back door in all night till I fired my load from my custard sacks right in her dung box.

by Lord Gannet V March 2, 2020

Gasket Stacking

Verb; When two people touch their butt-holes together in a scissor-like method.

Bill and Annie wanted to try new things in their relationship so tired gasket stacking.

Stephanie and Julie where scissoring and accidentally stacked gaskets.

by BeechDaddyFresh May 22, 2020