A huge hit or blow usually to the side of the face or lower gut, by a fist or heavy object including; a trashcan, 2x4, or baseball bat. Most often occurs when something outrageous or annoying is said.
Joe: Guys, coming to this opera was the best idea ever! Musicals are fantastic!
Cam & Robbie: *SLUMP*
what a fucktard.
Cam & Robbie: *SLUMP*
what a fucktard.
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1. a.k.a. "Skeet-no-pump"
2. A failed pump-skeet, in which the skeet has ejaculated from the man or woman's penis before or at the time of the first pump
ex. "Jack's skump cost him any future relationships he could have had with that other young man, who was heavily turned off by skumps."
3. Also used as the term for the skeet that has resulted from the skump.
ex. "Jordan's no-pump-skeet got skump all over Francesca's prom dress the moment she opened the door. Her father was unimpressed by the whole skump debacle."
- Verb
1. To ejaculate prematurely from the balls without a full pump
ex. (past tense) "It was supposed to be a clean pump-pump skeet-skeet, but the moment she first tried to pump he immediately skumped in her hair."
2. To fail at something quickly and miserably
"Since Tony was prone to skumping, he would skump out with girls often, who were all afraid of his skump skumping into their faces"
2. A double-wicket home-hitter double-deuce in the great game of cricket
ex. "The Irish badgers were close to skumping the great game against India until John McCloud managed to pull a skump"
1. a.k.a. "Skeet-no-pump"
2. A failed pump-skeet, in which the skeet has ejaculated from the man or woman's penis before or at the time of the first pump
ex. "Jack's skump cost him any future relationships he could have had with that other young man, who was heavily turned off by skumps."
3. Also used as the term for the skeet that has resulted from the skump.
ex. "Jordan's no-pump-skeet got skump all over Francesca's prom dress the moment she opened the door. Her father was unimpressed by the whole skump debacle."
- Verb
1. To ejaculate prematurely from the balls without a full pump
ex. (past tense) "It was supposed to be a clean pump-pump skeet-skeet, but the moment she first tried to pump he immediately skumped in her hair."
2. To fail at something quickly and miserably
"Since Tony was prone to skumping, he would skump out with girls often, who were all afraid of his skump skumping into their faces"
2. A double-wicket home-hitter double-deuce in the great game of cricket
ex. "The Irish badgers were close to skumping the great game against India until John McCloud managed to pull a skump"
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Sleep + Humping.... often done when both partners have PJs on.
Sleep + Humping.... often done when both partners have PJs on.
One Night after a Long day at Work Bob Briefly Slumped Jane.... the Slumping was not of a duration that Jane found Acceptable.
Jane was left unfullflled.
Jane was left unfullflled.
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"Senior Slump" is when seniors in high school stop doing their homework after either they get into to college or after the end of the first semester because all their college applications are already sent off.
by hem1224 December 28, 2005
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2.) A negative observation or adjective
3.) used to describe a feeling
slumped-> to be slumped means to either be treated negativeley or to be pushed onto a couch
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3.) used to describe a feeling
slumped-> to be slumped means to either be treated negativeley or to be pushed onto a couch
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