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sprinkler

When a female gives head to a group of dudes standing around in a circle, and then spits out the cum like a garden sprinkler.
Fish: Yo, did you hear that chick did a sprinkler on the entire boys basketball team?

Josh: Yeah man, she is an a.n.c.h.o.r.
by Shellie Shel March 21, 2008
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Scrunkle

n. scrunkle: the wrinkle in the hood of a sweatshirt when the drawstrings are cinched.
adj. scrunkled: when the drawstrings of a hoodie are pulled, the hood becomes scrunkled
When I walk around school, I always make sure my hood is properly scrunkled.

My friend surprised me by yanking the drawstrings of my hood and yelling “scrunkle!”

Seeing the scrunkle of people’s hoodies brings joy to my life.
by chuckupper January 15, 2020
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Sprinklefendor

A person who talks to an inatimate object, or something that cannot respond.
By talking to that chair, you are a sprinklefendor.
by TrickleMeDown May 20, 2003
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sprinkle the orchestra

Barkeep: I'll have another and would you sprinkle the orchestra!
by KBSKRI January 18, 2008
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Sprinkled Donut

The act of a homosexual man attempting to place his short cock into his own asshole.
I'm just making a sprinkled donut!

Kill me
by ShortDickedLlama November 27, 2016
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Shit Sprinkler

1. A person who has had a shitty experience and, by virtue of their personal disposition, ensures that everyone around them share that shitty experience either directly or indirectly through misdirected rage.

2. A creature that continues to rotate or move while defecating so as to disperse the shit throughout an area.

3. A spewing of uninformed, unfounded, heavily biased, poorly worded and generally unintelligible opinion to a broad audience.
1a. Thibaut Pinot in the 2015 Tour de France was a Shit Sprinkler who sprayed his mechanics and teammates after disappointing performances.

1b. When I stubbed my toe and smashed my favourite porcelain cat figurine on the floor, I had my kids/spouse/servant clean it up while berating him/her about how much the figurine cost and how it was coming out of their spending money. Making them realize how much I was suffering by making him/her suffer made me feel better.

2. Damnit, my dog is such a shit sprinkler at night which forces me to feel around in the dark for clean-up.

3. Looking at the comments section of most news websites is willingly running through a Shit Sprinkler.
by UD_Pseudonym September 27, 2015
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cum sprinkler

When you tell a guy that you will suck him off but not to cum in your mouth but he decides to do it anyway you look up at him with a smile and spit spray all of his cum on him
I told him not to cum in my mouth cause i had a sick stomach from drinking to much.. but he came in my mouth anyways and i was pissed so i became a cum sprinkler
by agentjrt January 3, 2016
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