spanking the lady monkey

A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.

Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.

by Old crazy momma November 10, 2020

Skunking

Dropping a firecracker in front of a killer on Dead by Daylight

Dropping a firecracker in front of killer is skunking

by AnthonyBurnsRed November 23, 2020

spelunking

Unlike the legitimate definition, the underground meaning for this term is something along the lines of masturbation while on Xbox.

He was spelunking AGAIN!

by KS Meme Lord February 9, 2021

Spelunking

The act of licking/sucking ones elbow

Im spelunking my mon

by Spulenker123 February 18, 2021

spanking the plants

when a vegan masturbates

Is that noise your neighbor spanking the plants again?

by TheLemonadeStand June 19, 2021

skronkington

Whatever comes to mind is what the pure definition of what a "skronkington" is. There is no true definition.

Use your imagination skronkington.

by i like possoms March 20, 2022

spanking crush

a girl pins a guy down on his stomach with her legs around his waist , then pulls down his pants and spanks him hard.

his ass was glowing red when she put him in a spanking crush hold.

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022