Spring

The season in which ugly girls still appear ugly, but hot girls appear 10 times hotter.

Emil: Damn, I never knew Josie was so hot!
Da'shaun: It's because it's Spring!

by GoldGlover375 May 10, 2009

Springfield Township Highschool

A place where random ass kids come in and they may not be accepted, but they're welcome to this public school. We live outside of Philadelphia in Montgomery County. There's not too much to do around here but we sure do have a good time. A keg in the woods every other weekend and natty lite cases killed in 5 mins. The Highschool may not be high class, preppy, or highest in education but BITCH we just got turf fields and we're stepping it the fuck up. We don't care that we're not rich, because Springfield as a whole is such a great community and place for people to bond. No other school I can recognize can come together so well as if a family when something bad occurs to the town. Either from Oreland, Flourtown, or Wyndmoor.. we come together to watch our homecoming football game and support our friends. Half of the hs may be anybouls but the rest of us memorable people who have a good life. #field will always be LIT

Steve: Yo u coming to the Indian tonight?

Ethan: Fuck yeah man.. What's the theme
Steve: Nothing just come and get fucking hammered. Spread the word
Ethan: ARD BET MY NIGGA
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Springfield Township Highschool: the best 4 years

by Gomcentral September 22, 2017

Spring Supporter

A person who will only begin following (And I say following in the loosest way possible) the goings on in the English Barclays Premier League near to the end of the season when the exciting stuff happens (i.e. the Spring months of late March, April and May)

Idiot: I can't wait for the game tonight! Liverpool are taking on Chelsea in the Champions League quarter final tonight, come on Fernando Torres!
Me: Did you see it when we played them at their ground in October?
Idiot: Yeah, we owe them for that!
Me: Oh them for what? We beat them...
Idiot: I see...
Me: Get out of my face, spring supporter

by Stekop1 April 17, 2009

Spring Hill, Florida

Where the elderly come to die, the sun doesnt shine, and where vegetation does not grow. Spring Hill, Florida is a barren wasteland, lacking green life and snow. Poor driving is common, we live off of Ramen, we know not any other way. So come on down to Spring Hill, Florida for a beautiful tropical day.

Spring Hill, Florida is the site of Armageddon, as predicted by Revelations.

by Johann Van Der Schmidt January 6, 2008

Springfield, Illinois

The worst place in the entire world. Shitty weed. No decent bars. The teens hangout at sonic. If you don't grow corn, don't come here.

Like where? Springfield, Illinois?

by omfg217 September 8, 2010

Spring Break

A massive flood of raging hormones all concentrated to an area the size of a single human cell, so explosive and compact, only alcohol and sex can release this immense preassure, resulting in stampedes to Mexico, Florida, and Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

This is where stories of Bro Rape, Hot Lesbian realities, wet T-shirt contests, etc.

Raging Hormone: "I'm so fuckin pumped, i think i'm going to fuck the first thing that walks through the door."

Raging Hormone 2: "NO!, keep the juggernaut locked up, wait until Spring Break... Intercourse, Pennsylvania isn't going to know what hit them."

by 556677NK March 10, 2010

Springfield

A terrible growth on top of Eugene, Oregon.

Hey, lets go to springfield tonight and pick up some hookers at safeway.

by Johnson McGillicutty October 6, 2008