smashed spider

a nice juicy pink butthole

I poked her in her smashed spider.

by Anonymous July 28, 2003

spider

1. Predatory arachnid that usually has silk-spinning organs at the back end of the body; they spin silk to make cocoons for eggs or traps for prey
2. A computer program that prowls the internet looking for publicly accessible resources that can be added to a database; the database can then be searched with a search engine
3. A skillet made of cast iron

by Abhishek October 8, 2003

spider man

The Spider-man: After ejaculating (also known colloquially as "busting a nut") into one's palm, quickly turn and fling your "web-fluid", Spider-man style, at your recently serviced sex partner. Extra style-points for "webbing" her in the facial region.

(WARNING: If your target is not an utter whore, completely lacking in self-esteem, be aware of possible violent retaliation...otherwise known as the "Super-villain's counter-attack").

Note: May also be used as a verb (i.e. I totally spider-manned her!).

Example: Did you see that spider man shot to her face??!

by sorrow April 10, 2013

spide

wankers who say nothing but 'oie' and find it imperative to insert the word 'fuck' in every sentence and finish it off with 'leek'

fuck sake,leek, ya wee cunt

by tim robinson October 12, 2003

spider bites

A set of piercings done in the lower lip, usually involving two or three holes. See also snake bites.

Forget one piercing, I want spider bites!

by tolana December 14, 2006

spider rape

when one uses there hand like two legs walking up a leg like a spider would. usually meaning they want to sitck there penis in the targets vagina

boy- come here bitch im gonna spider rape you... here comes the spider.

girl- what the fuck

by jjjerzak January 27, 2008

spider-man 3

a great and underrated movie that's got too much hate for whiny and pissy fanboys. what they fail to understand is that this was (before it made super-serious bank at the BO) gonna be the last spider-man movie, so things needed to be tied up nice and neatly in the end. though, as good as it is, thats not to say it's perfect. wait for the DC of it.

a Fanboy : dude OmGZ! VENUMZ WAZ SO GAYSZ IN spider-man 3 LIKE TEH MOVIE!!!

moviegoer - you're fucking retarded..

by venomsm3 July 19, 2009