Spicy Matthew

You've forget you've been chopping chillis and accidentally scratch your balls with your spicy hands . Your balls are starting to burn so you smother them with avocado oil to take out the spice, but wait now you have greasy balls and entirely different but no less unpleasant sensation. The only logical thing to do to combat the grease is to wash your balls with dish soap. Sweet relief!! the Spicy Matthew technique was a success!!!

Damn it ! I've got chilli on my balls again!, time to pull a Spicy Matthew and stop this burning.

by GhostieGhost July 11, 2021

Spicy Balls

(Adj) A very sexy male

Damn, did you see that guy? Hes got some spicy balls

by AdeolaSayss February 23, 2009

Spicy Kyle

The act of smothering your dick in wasabi and then sneaking up on an unsuspecting victim and stabbing them in the ear.

"I met this skanky bitch at the bar last night and i brought her home and gave her a spicy kyle, you should have seen the look on her face."

by Tater Tit Todd December 22, 2008

Spicy ritas

when you and a friend or stranger bang two different girls in the same bed but you and the other male have a dildo in each other’s butt

Person 1:Yo did you hear Rice and Matas pulled a spicy ritas last night?
Person 2: what!? How big was the dildo they used!
Person 1: pretty damn big rice has a gapping asshole from when he was in prison

by Duckingsick June 3, 2018

spicy larry

A spicy Larry is when a female uses hot sauce to lubricate your penis as she give you oral. She then continues to use the tip of her tounge to even further the pain by pushing the hot sauce down your dick hole.

Yanno you were right Ricky, Shrilawnduh does give the best spicy Larry in all of Harlem!

by Mr.ManGuy February 22, 2017

spicy hawaiian

When you put a pineapple up someones ass and pour lava in their mouth.

I want to take the next step in our relationship, can I give you a spicy hawaiian?
I just received a spicy hawaiian and i feel soo relaxed now! booty spicy hawaiian usa fruit pineapple lava 9/11 sex mouth

by Veepy May 15, 2016

Spicy Turdstorm

The fecal matter that comes exploding out of a hand air dryer in public restrooms. Usually, someone who has just defecated will put their feces in the hand air dryer for this to happen.

Matty: I went to use the restroom in the McDonald's, and after I did my business and washed my hands, I had shit all over my shirt, pants, shoes, and hands when I went to use the air dryer!

Robby: Oh man, looks like you just experienced a spicy turdstorm.

by ADallasCowboy July 22, 2013