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safety chip

the naked tortilla chip you hold under the one with the salsa on it between the salsa bowl and your mouth that is used to catch any salsa that may fall off
"You spilled salsa all over my table! Use a safety chip next time!"
by nawdfoijj September 24, 2008
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Safe Trip

1. The use of a hallucinogenic drug with trusted safe friends.
2. The use of a lesser dose of a hallucinogen in order to avoid having a bad trip or overdose.
3. A voyage without complication from injury, stress, or drama.
After going to the concert with her creepy boy friend last year, Heather OD'd and spent the night in the emergency room. This year, we'll make sure that she has a SAFE TRIP.
by Oh-zOne September 8, 2011
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I was FUCKING safe!

The most famous words ever uttered in baseball towards the umpire
"What?! he didn't even catch the ball! I was FUCKING safe!"
by Dr. Stark October 13, 2009
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safety nerd

A person who lives, breathes and thinks about workplace safety to an unhealthy and unsociable extent. Always on the lookout to get "musculo-skeletal disorder" into ordinary conversation in the deluded hope the person listening will be impressed. Avoided at parties.
"I thought we'd get something done in the meeting, but it was wall-to-wall safety nerds: I thought my brain was going to explode after an hour.
by ColF July 6, 2006
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Safe fun

I'm looking for some 'safe fun' only, hit me up if interested.
by DayumQuitPlayin January 31, 2010
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safety strip

When you just don't have enough time to get a shower that morning, and you take your stick of deodorant and go straight across your chest making you smell somewhat fresher.

Sometimes you may even go down your arms and across your neck.
I didn't have time to get a shower so I had to put on a few extra safety strips. My guuuurl digs it though!
by tennisguyyyy June 10, 2010
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Safety tab

A tab in your internet browser set to a harmless internet page, used to fall back onto when somebody walks in on you watching porn, cheating on a test, playing games in class, etc.
h0tg1rl69: -Why did you leave the free nude chat last night?
fatlonelyloser15: -My mom walked in on me so I had to fall back to my safety tab
h0tg1rl69: -Did it work?
fatlonelyloser15: -Yeah, wikipedia is such a innocent webpage...
by BuPandama January 3, 2011
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