sompalli

The coolest last name in the world

Ooo Sompalli sounds exotic

by srinuts September 4, 2021

SMPAC

Is an acronym standing for "Shit My Pants and Cry." Something that is either so funny, sad, or gross that it would cause them to shit in their pants and cry.

When John followed that girl around all day and finally had the courage to go and talk to her only to find out it was just a dude with long hair, I almost SMPAC 'cus it was so damn funny.

omg, that video Hatchet vs. Genitals was so disgusting and sad that I almost SMPAC!

John: Chris and Tommy came over last night and I was so tired I knocked out. I woke up with a carrot stuck in my ass!
Sylvester: SMPAC!
John: STFU you wouldn't be laughing if it happened to you!



John: Damn! I was walking home and I saw Eddie get hit by a car. His friggin' guts and brains sprayed all over the sidewalk!
Sylvester: S M P A C
John: Yeah...that was some crazy ish...


John: You missed the funniest shit ever! Paco just tried to light his fart but ended up sharting on himself. I was LMFAO
Sylvester: naw...more like SMPAC. that shart is hella funny!

by chutrain October 1, 2008

Sampahdin

An obnoxious troll who loves living in distasteful places.It either finds an already vile location or infest a house which has residents who have the tendencies to become rotten. When it finds a place as said above, it makes it his abominable lair of pure disgust. It takes at least a week to infest the house but when it is done, human would be unable to live in that place. The characteristic features of his lair is that the smell is nauseating and air is foul, garbage, arachnids, blattarias, rodents can be seen living there. It is susceptible to cleanliness and will either leave the vicinitiy or if left unattended for too long, cleaning would be impossible.

Kid : *throws chocolate wrapper on the floor*
Mom : Pick that up right now or a sampahdin will take you away.

by Sampahdinshaters December 20, 2013

somairi

A walking dictionary who happens to disguised a big black man.

Did you just see Somairi jump in Noah's car without warning.

by Spook Central December 6, 2015

soma

In Hindu mythology, the wine which mortals drink to become immortal gods. It is parallel to the ambrosia and nectar of Greek Mythology. In Huxley's futuristic disutopian novel "Brave New World." the world was used for a drug that created bliss with no ill side side effects.

O Lord of Light, are shed these Soma-drops, and grass is strewn.

by Gilbert Gosseyn June 20, 2016

Somalian Cum Kettle

Somalian Cum Kettle- A plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms

I was bored so I decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. Pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit I decided to try out my new Somalian Cum Kettle! It worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!

by Theshattalker April 13, 2017

Soma

Carisoprodol
A muscle relaxant which can provide recreational effects such as euphoria and relaxation.

Bro u got some soma?
When did u last do soma?

by _The_World_Master_ July 28, 2017